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SQS #068
Sunday, December 6, 2009

I asked a question in last week's SQS and here's my answer!

Of course it's...



YAMAMOTO YUSUKE!




Sho just looks too ghey in that photoshoot. *shrugs*

(That second last photo says his way of thinking is "S". OH GOOD LORD THE IMAGES. Does that suit not make you want to, I don't know, buy him for a night or something!)

(Oh and as you guys should know by now, I'm always right. Especially about these things. :D)

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My pick!: Top 20 Jpop Songs of 2009 (Rank 11th to 20th)
Wednesday, December 2, 2009

In all honesty, I'm not completely pleased with this list. Firstly it's because I've not been paying as much attention as I'd like to Jpop as I did in previous years (which was really fanatic, in retrospect) and secondly it's because most of the stuff I DID hear ended up being really lame.

Hence I cut the list short, with only 20 songs this time around. But you already had 15 songs in the previous post to try out so that should more or less compensate for the lack of songs.

Number 20: Morning Musume - Nanchatte Renai



Sadly this is the only H!P song that made the list. Everything else this year was just plain boring to me. Probably best described as a power ballad, the vocals are decent and not sickeningly cutesy for once (with the exception of Koharu, epic nasal fail).

Number 19: NEWS - Koi no ABO



DISCO! What's not to love?

Number 18: Arashi - Tobira



How surprising, the main song of this single is not even in the top 20! The typical feel good Johnny's song where all the fans hold hands and wave while the Arashi boys go around the stadium on their silly floats. Good fun.

Number 17: NYC Boys - NYC



This one's for the pedophiles. But we all know we secretly want to bang them underaged boys. Slurp. Anyways, as with all the younger Johnny's groups' songs, it would be safe to assume full-on sugary pop. Steer clear, those who do not like the bubblegum.

Number 16: Hamasaki Ayumi - Rule



I think I've mentioned on my blog before (I can't seem to find the post) that if she had went on do full-on rock and not half-ass it like what she's doing now, I would still be liking her.

This song is a perfect example of how epic Ayumi can be when she wants to be. Full of power and drama and her queenliness, this song will get anyone's adrenaline running. So use this at the gym. Or when murdering someone, if that is your thing. In which case please do not read my blog anymore. I said please, don't kill me.

Number 15: Kanjani 8 - Kyu☆Jo☆Show!!



It's loud, sparkly and crazy. Add in big band and you get Kanjani 8 doing their best thing. THEY'RE CRAZY. Which is what makes this song so unbelievably fun. It's kind of like orchestrated chaos, so be prepared. Did I mention big band yet? Brass! Drums! Loud music!

Number 14: Tegomasu - Tanabata Matsuuri



You can always count on Tegomasu to sing well, and this single is sort of a good display of that. A more traditional tune ensures that this song stands out from the rest of Jpop this year. The brisk cheerful tune has a kind of childish innocent quality to it, and that makes me smile. You will smile too! If you have a bit of kiddy innocence left in you that is.

Number 13: Nakashima Mika - Game



Yes ignore the creepy cover. As much as I bash her and talk a lot of shit about her, this song is really really well done. Old school rock and roll (I'm just guessing genres here) with her eccentric voice combines for a really strange retro song. And we all know she has the weird attitude to carry it off too.

Number 12: Arashi - Everything



Another typical feel-good Arashi pop tune that's not spectacular, but does the trick. The bridge between Ohno and someone I can't remember (Matsujun?) added a nice bit of variety to an otherwise very very generic song. The bridge was my favorite part of the song to be honest, but well, the other parts of the song are pretty decent too.

Number 11: Koda Kumi - ECSTASY



And what would Jpop be without Kuu's sluttiness. This is not one of her best slutty songs, but it does well enough to reign over many many other Jpop songs this year (a sad indication of how weak Jpop is in 2009). Typical sexy dance tune that's just downright dirty and suggestive and is pheromones in aural form. Go listen and touch yourself inappropriately!

As per last week, I've uploaded all the songs on this list to Mediafire for you guys, let me know what you think in the comments!

Click here to download!

Just in case you can't get enough, here are some songs (according to rank) that NEARLY made the list but got cut in the last selection. These are songs that I think are acceptable upon listening to it, but couldn't really get into it in the end:
  • 31. mihimaru GT - Switch
  • 30. V6 - Spirit
  • 29. Koda Kumi - Joyful
  • 28. Tohoshinki - Survivor
  • 27. Koda Kumi - Driving
  • 26. ikimonogakari - Hotaru no Hikari
  • 25. Koda Kumi - Lick Me
  • 24. Do as Infinity - Umareyuku Monotachi e
  • 23. Yano Kenta starring Satoshi Ohno - Kumori Nochi Kaisei
  • 22. Arashi - Believe
  • 21. BoA feat. VERBAL (m-flo) - Bump Bump

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SQS #067
Sunday, November 29, 2009

This week's SQS is a little game!

Who do you think is hotter coming out of the bathroom? :D

Is it...



SAKURAI SHO!

or!



YAMAMOTO YUSUKE!

I'll let you guys know what III think in the next SQS. xD

[Off topic rant]

To be completely honest, Twilight might not have been so bad if the cast were switched up a little.

I'm not entirely invested with most of the characters, so I'm generally fine with the choices. But Robert Pattinson as Edward is just.... D:

And then they had to cast Kristen Stewart as Bella. God, just kill me.

You can probably tell that I've been holding this mini-rant for a year now.

Back to the ranting. It's probably okay if they casted one of them but not the other, but to cast them both is just enormously stupid. Both of them have this sulky mopey mumbly thing going, which makes them both look like emo goth freaks in awkward love all the time. I personally thought Edward was more bright and jovial, more English gentlemanly in a way. Certainly not the slurring drunken mess that Robert Pattinson seems to think is so sexy.

And Bella just sounds like a petulant bitch I want to smack so hard. ARGH.

Now I'll be first to admit that Edward is possibly the hardest role to cast, and till now I can picture no one doing the role, but KRISTEN STEWART FOR BELLA?!

I mean, I would have totally been a fanboy for the Twilight movies if they'd casted Alexis Bledel. She is PERFECT for the role. Bella sounds like a more subdued Rory Gilmore.

And also, CARLISLE. I am so tired of looking at Carlisle! He looks like someone poured wax on him. I mean, Peter Facinelli looks fine normally, but in the movie he looks like plastic surgery gone very wrong. NOT THE FATHER FIGURE I EXPECTED.

Ok rant over. Back to reading Twilight.

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The new LG CYON CF featuring Big Bang
Friday, November 27, 2009

With additions from me to make it so much better. :D







We all know Seungri is a secret slut. :D
(And look! Bae's already touching himself in that last photo. Hohoho.)

Hopefully this short post made you smile on this boring Friday! :D

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My pick!: Top Jpop songs of 2009 (Favorites edition)
Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I won't lie - I'm the worst Jpop fan this year. Hence this year, this top whatever list is really really hard to compile. To compensate, I've decided to take out all the songs from my favorite artists so that you get better recommendations instead of a really biased list.

(Honestly though, it was because all the following 15 songs made it to my top 30 list, which made it look really lame. I like my lists professional, not just a favoritism game.)

My favorite artists if you didn't know by now are AAA (surprise surprise you haters, I still love them, get off my case already), Hirai Ken (I want to have his babies and drink his bathwater) and the "newcomer" Big Bang (TAEYANG TAEYANG TAEYANG). Hence this list has only songs from these artists. Next week's list will be the actual top Jpop songs list, without any of these artists.

I think I just confused myself.

Anyways, that is not to say these songs are not good, because they are. They're so good that they got into a list of their own. So go listen.

Number 15: AAA - HORIZON



It's a typical AAA feel-good song - memorable melody, uncomplicated vocals, bubbly and happy. Yet there's an element of strange to it that makes it different from other Jpop songs. Or other AAA songs that is. It kind of feels like a nice day out shopping with a few friends - just some lighthearted fun.

Number 14: Big Bang - My Heaven



Part of the reason why this song didn't rank higher is because it came out in Korean before, so it's not exactly the freshest of songs. And even when it came out in Korean, it took me quite a while to get used to it. It's a ballad for sure, but it is very different from the typical Jpop ballad. It's kind of like if you took a ballad and smashed it hard against a dance track and throw in some club beats just for the heck of it. The chorus is really really good though so the song as a whole came out pretty well. It's kind of hard to explain to just listen to it and you'd probably know what I mean.

Number 13: AAA - Wonderful Girls



This was what I wrote when I first reviewed this song:

One of the first impressions I got from this song is that it is very SMAP-esque. SMAP could have been singing this 5 or 6 years ago when they were younger. Relatively safe pop stuff. The kind that the audience claps along to somewhere in the middle of the concert.

And I stand by this still. Being safe is a good thing sometimes, this might be one of the sometimes.

Number 12: Big Bang - Emotion



Cool, chill music for those days when you don't want too much going on. It's strangely sexy to me - a song I can see myself having hot sex too. But that's just me.

Number 11: Big Bang - Follow Me



This song is incredibly catchy. The lyrics are simple and repeated constantly and when you add that to a strong beat you have a party pleaser. Shout along to it, dance the night away with it and you'd be better for it. Do not overuse it though, the repetitiveness of the song is a double-edged sword - it might get boring after a while.

Number 10: Saihuun (AAA) - Break Your name



This was the song that I thought would bring AAA back to being awesome. The preview was very well done, and the choreography was amazing. But it fell slightly short of that expectation in the end. It's still a very decent dance-pop track though, very similar to many other AAA dance tracks so AAA fans will definitely enjoy this one.

Number 9: Hirai Ken - Furusa Saiida



When you first hear this track, you will think I have gone out of my mind for putting this song in this list. But trust me, give it a few tries before judging it. I don't know what it is really, perhaps the bellydancing ethnic cracktasticness of it all is what makes it so epic to me. Curious yet? GO LISTEN. I can guarantee the chorus will be stuck in your head for a long time to come, whether you like it or not.

Number 8: AAA - Jamboree!!



BRIGHT AND HAPPY! YAY! And we all know AAA does happy well. They have freaking sparkles coming out of their asses or something. This is downright sugary pop so you can be assured that you'll feel happier after listening to this (or irritated greatly, if you're not into this kind of thing). It's one of the safer AAA songs to be honest, but it holds its own.

Number 7: AAA - Summer Revolution



The girl's one-third of the triple-A side triple A single (HAHA I am so funny) Break Down. I've been told it sounds like TRF but to me it sounds like GIRL NEXT DOOR done right. Very electronic stuff without too much vocoded vocals. Power pop if you may, this song has the girls in their element and is one of the best (if not the best) girls-only song AAA has ever come out with.

Number 6: Big Bang - Top of the World



Another strong Big Bang club-ish song, the oddly emotional chorus is what makes the song. And whoever sang "it's getting hot" made me very hot. Yum. Made up of mostly electronic beats and very little of anything else, Big Bang's vocals are surprisingly not altered too much so it's a good show of their vocal prowess as well. It's not overly upbeat or depressing so it's the perfect song to chill to without getting your mood down.

Number 5: Big Bang - Bringing You Love



Electronically altered voices and beats give this midtempo number a distinct Big Bang feel to it.

Number 4: Big Bang - Koe wo Kikasete



It's smooth, has lots of buildup to an epic chorus. It's the perfect winter song - sentimental, sad, ballady, emotional and all sorts of lovey-dovey things. It's bittersweet and like the perfect romance that wasn't meant to be. Go listen and feel like you're in love. With 5 impossibly good-looking guys.

Number 3: Big Bang - Ora Yeah!



I think I fell in love with this song right from the start - T.O.P's quirky rap paved the way for a really fun song. Usual Big Bang stuff to be expected - catchy beat, repetitive simple easy-to-follow lyrics, lots of spunk and attitude. Overall awesomeness.

Number 2: Hirai Ken - Boku wa Kimi ni Koi wo Suru



The meaning of this song is essentially "I will fall in love with you". Can you see why I love this yet?

This is such an epic song because it is so impossibly dramatic and sad - like all good Hirai Ken ballads are. The PV for this song had him shouting and singing from a mountaintop, that should give you an idea of how dramatic this song is.

But really, when it comes down to it, the song is simple and sweet and yet so heartbreakingly sad. It talks of a really selfless love so yeah, don't blame me for being such a mushy pile of goo when talking about this song.

Search for the translation of this song on Youtube. Then you will know what the hell I'm blabbering about.

Number 1: Big Bang - GARA GARA GO!!



I've yet to meet anyone who hates this song. You may not like it at first, but trust me, you WILL fall deeply in love with it. A little electronica, a little house, a little dance, a little techno, a little pop and out comes one very epic song. The beat is brisk and very rapid, perfect if you need some cheering up without having to resort to the ghey of bubblegum pop. Classic Big Bang shoutouts like "oh eh oh!" and "B-I-G to the BANG" adds so much fun to an otherwise very macho-sexy song.

I can't rave enough about this song, you'd just have to take my word for it and just go listen to this.

To make your life easier, I've uploaded all 15 songs on this list to Mediafire for you guys to download (they're all tagged properly already, since I'm anal like that). This also means that I really hope you guys will take the time and effort to go through each song and let me know whether you agree with me on this selection or not!


Leave me comments on what you think of the songs. I'm terrible with song reviewing so it'd be great to hear some fresh (and non-overused vocabulary) opinions! :D

Next week, we begin the real Jpop songs countdown! :D Any guesses yet?

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And also...



THANK YOU FOR 80,000 UNIQUE VISITORS!

You guys are crazy and I love you all. :D

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