Snarklets on 9 PVs
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Recently, the PVs that have been released are infinitely boring, yet are so repetitive that the only thing I can bitch about is probably along the lines of "She looks like a dog in heat. And then she scares us with her fangs. And then she looks like a dog in heat, again."
You get the drift, not that that statement above refers to any of the PVs recently.
Recent PVs I've found mind-numbingly boring:
Perfume - Baby Cruising Love
Can't see what the hype is all about, the light bulbs they were playing with look like some other form of substance that comes primarily from men. Freaky robotic voices scare me.
Ketsumeishi - Deai no KakeraRapping about some guy who sort of lost his partner who came back in the end is really just a bit pointless in my opinion. Like what am I supposed to do? Go "Awww! She came back!"? Perhaps if he committed suicide THEN she came back then I'd be more reactive, like "Sucks to be both of you". Seriously, rapping plus sad sappy story don't quite seem to fit in my mind.
Two of them sitting on a stage singing and playing guitars to an empty concert hall. Sorry boys, but Depapepe did that already a few months ago (two people, in a concert hall that was empty, playing guitars. One word - oops). Except your version has you guys sitting in the audience ogling at yourselves. It might be a bit gay, but hey at least it's different right? Now please go at it with each other and satisfy all the fangirls already will ya? (Side note: Song was decent though, at least they had that.)
Hiroko in window, then empty concert hall (except musicians and them two) singing to zero audience. Am I the only one finding this astoundingly familiar? This Hiroko in window then concert hall process repeats itself for, oh I don't know, 34 times throughout the whole PV? Any more it'd be hypnotic and cruel.
Thelma Aoyama - Soba ni Iru ne feat SouljaShe keeps clutching her jacket as if it is insanely cold. She sits around being all emo and cold (WEAR SOME MORE DAMMIT) while the window behind her flashes odd cityscapes and scenes. Er, ok. Point being...?
COLOR - Kimi no Inai MichiIncredibly low cost PV. Guy sings behind a window screen, then a ring sinks in water. Guy sings behind window screen, photo sinks in water. Guy sings behind window screen, THEN SOMETHING DIFFERENT HAPPENS! They sings together against a WHITE background and blue tinted lighting! WOW! Then the photo in water comes out again. Whatever it is the COLOR boys signed up for, I'm pretty sure this isn't it.
MATCHY with QUESTION? - Mezamero! YaseiRetire dude. Old guy totally disregards microphone and sings into the air. He then does some hand actions which look like some form of exercise for his arthritis. The QUESTION? boys try to look cool with their instruments and all, but show off some trademark JE effeminacies. And by the way, what kind of name is "QUESTION?" anyways? So you're no supposed to say it like question with the flat tone, but quesTION?, with the rise in tone at the back to make it sound like a question? I'm confused.
So there's a wedding, and then they sit all around while people cry, and people console each other. RSP's dancing takes a backseat (or hey, it totally went backstage even) which is kinda odd since RSP is better known for their dancing. Then little guy stands up, fake cries over his letter to his sister, and sister fake cries as a reaction to his letter. Very heartwarming indeed. The parts where they danced with the little children were much better, at least that looked more sincere than this Insurance policy commercial they've created. You can just hear the cheesiness - "Don't let them cry ever again, get RAID insurance to ensure their happy futures."
Nakagawa Shoko - snow tearsShe sits high in a bare tree singing about her plight. Poor Shokotan has just awoken from a LOOONG LOOOONG coma, so long that she has cobwebs all around her and dirty windows and it so happens that it was snowing. What's pathetic about this situation is that she had no friends/family who looked for her all this while. Damn, she must be unpopular. I think she loses her memory a bit, because otherwise she wouldn't sit in a tree and sing (like a kid) and play with broken toys and glitter (like a kid). Depressing.
So there you have it, 9 snarklets from Raid. Not too much to digest, because otherwise, it'd get toxic.
Labels: COLOR, Ketsumeishi, MATCHY with QUESTION, mihimaru GT, Nakagawa Shoko, Perfume, RSP, Thelma Aoyama, WaT

AIDS Charity Project - RED RIBBON Spiritual Song ~long title here~ (PV)
Monday, December 3, 2007
If you've been slightly aware of the J-pop scene, you'll definitely know about this AIDS Charity project single that has come out.
Basically, a single with a REALLY LOOOOOOONG NAME has been released for charity and many big names have come together to make this one happen. Artistes such as ayaka, some people from GLAY, a guy each from Mr. Children, Ketsumeishi and Shonannokaze and Kazumasa Oda. Pretty impressive line-up, and I'm pretty sure I left out a few.
But I'm not here to review the single, I'm here to review the PV, which is nice really, if it didn't confuse me to no end.
The PV starts off with two adorable babies looking clueless and adorable just as babies are, and very suddenly, they grow up. Into two kids with rather odd clothes. Especially the girl! What is with the hair?! She needs to stop playing with her mother's wigs, like seriously. Anyways, these kids basically skip around happily like kids in television always do. Pretty laughable really, considering real life kids around me NEVER skip around. Either that or they hide pretty good. Why do television kids always skip around, is it the camera or something?
Stereotypical behaviour aside, the shots for this video in various scenes are really beautiful. The old town charm of the whole video makes for a really heartwarming feel. That is, if it didn't confuse me to no end.
So they grow and grow and grow (pretty ironic and funny considering this video is anti-AIDS... ok, so it's just me and my dirty mind), until they become teenagers (or so I assume). This part starts getting confusing, as the guy and the girl suddenly gets pulled away by a bunch of unknown hippie-looking people. Then, they come back in their underwear and stare at each other.
..... huh? Am I missing something here? Is this the part where they discover about the birds and the bees? Why are they staring at each other? When did they get dressed again? Where did the hippie people go? Who do they represent?
The PV proceeds to not answer any of my questions and proceed to continue to age the two main characters some more.
So grown-up green boy and pink girl walk for a bit, and doctors come out of nowhere to give them a blood test. Freaky. If someone came up to you in the street looking like a doctor, claiming to give you a blood test, should you really trust the guy? I mean, shouldn't the public be warned of this kind of things? Didn't some people get AIDS by getting poked by random strangers on the streets? I'm quite sure there are a few. Oh wait, those people might not have had doctor's clothings on when poking their victims, that must be it. I'm sorry, silly me.
So the blood test comes back, and the guy has AIDS. Told you you shouldn't trust strangers with needles. Needless to say, the guy's world comes crashing down and he starts screaming. The girl consoles him by crying too. Good girl she is.
Now here comes the REAL confusing part. The two of them - pause for dramatic effect - gets MARRIED! And have a BABY!
..... huh? Am I missing something here? Aren't AIDS-infected people not supposed to give birth (or even make the baby in the first place), because it might infect the other person and the baby? So I'm assuming the baby is infected? Right?
WRONG on all assumptions apparently. The baby grows up to be a nice healthy boy, who runs away from his parents. That ungrateful thing, didn't you know your parents nearly died for you!
Oh but NOOOOO. Not only did the parents NOT die, they lived to a ripe old age! A
VERY ripe old age I might add. And then out of nowhere, many women carrying babies come out into this vast field and sing. The ripe old couple don't seem to hear them.
So kids, what have we learnt from this PV?
- Skip around because it makes you happy.
- Hippie people are bad.
- Strangers with needles on the streets who want to poke you are totally ok.
- If you have AIDS, jump into nearest puddle, preferably with a girl who cries.
- Having AIDS doesn't mean you cannot have sex and have kids.
- Don't worry about the kid, he will grow up healthy, AIDS-less, and run away from you.
- You will live and not die. You might go deaf though.
See why I am so confused now?
P.S: If you're an adorable kid reading this post, having AIDS is NOT OK and needles are bad, like really bad. Like closet monsters kind of bad, so stay away from them! And hippie people too, they're not too good too. Ok?
Labels: ayaka, GLAY, Kato Miliyah, Kazumasa Oda, Ketsumeishi, Mr Children, Shonannokaze