TRANSLATIONS! YAY!
Monday, November 24, 2008
Everyone knows I'm really really bad at Japanese, but that doesn't stop me from trying to translate all those damn Japanese blog entries I see. Here's some I've done recently!
Narimiya Hiroki
Damn that woman.
When I told her I wanted my clothes back, I didn't expect she'd send them back to my workplace with bicycle tracks on them.
I'm never sleeping with a biker-hottie ever again. Her ass feels no pain even when my "bicycle seat" felt like it was going to break off.
And don't even ask how I got out of her house without my clothes. Let's just say that panty thief in the neighbourhood recently had good reasons to do so....
Kamiji Yusuke (aka that Shuuchishin dude)Oops!
Looks like the condom broke again and again and again!
:D
DAIGODoh.
I am like. High and wasted. HEHHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHHHHH.
jgMFGMJHCFrfvfgoitg.
That's what my keyboard types when I slam my head against it. HURHURHUR. I think I am so hilarious. HURHURHUR.
Yaguchi MariYeah that's me.
I want all you silly folks to believe that I wake up with make-up, fake eyelashes and perfect hair every morning!
I shoot fairy dust out of my butt too. Teehee!
Mukai OsamuSigh.
She was loads of fun last night.
Atae Shinjiro (AAA)
Whee I went out shopping today and got myself an early Christmas present!
Here it is!
I bet you can't guess what it does!
Oh boy, too tired from all the translating. Who knew stars were so dirty!
(Random housekeeping note: If you've noticed, my blog's counter has dropped rather drastically. xD That's because I've removed the 6656 hits that I got before I started using this counter [the previous counter was a bitch]. But it's making up for the 6656 hits rather rapidly, so yay! Please keep supporting me and my crazy Jpop antics!)
(Random personal note: I really have to apologize for the lack of posts for these few weeks, but school's been a real bitch and I have basically no time for a life. I'll still try to post something every week, so no worries! Just be more forgiving if it takes like 5 or 6 days for me to come up with something remotely interesting to read. xD)
Labels: AAA, DAIGO, Morning Musume, Mukai Osamu, Narimiya Hiroki, Shuchishin
After so long.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Yes, I FINALLY got the camera and could FINALLY post pictures of a buttload of purchases.
(On a side note, I'm having a earache now, if that even makes any sense. I think excessive use of my jaw caused it.)
Arashi - Dream"A"Live (Limited Edition)
Will sell or trade for something better. I didn't open it, didn't like it, and bought it simply because I knew someone else would want it, and would be desperate enough to buy it at a much higher price. It's like real estate really.
Shuchishin - ShuchishinDid I mention how much I regret buying this already?
Well, I do. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
Hirai Ken - Kenchan Tea BagThe wrongness of it all has is not lost on me. I just think somehow, mentioning it so explicitly would just spoil the smartness of the joke.
Did I mention how great the tea(bag) was? The vanilla one (oh the innuendos just don't stop do they) was smooth (HAHAHAHA) and very very delicious. If you know what I mean (heck, even
I don't know what I mean).
The trading cards (I bought 2) were pretty too. There's something very addictive about collecting them. Hmmmm.
Oricon Style Special Issue and DAM EXPRESS March
Both had amazing photoshoots. Worth the buy.
Hayami Mokomichi - STRAIGHT!Is it just me, or is he overcompensating? Boring as hell photobook, why do I need to know how thick his neck is?
AAA - MIRAGE (CD-Extra) + 5th ATTACK PamphletBoth were none too amusing, but were necessary in my AAA collection.
AAA - BEYOND~Karada no Kanata (CD-Extra + First Press Jacket C)
I am somewhat glad that the two versions I wanted for this single happened to have SHUTA and URATA on the covers and NO NISSY too. Avex is compensating me for the horribleness of Urata's hair.
Did I mention how hot Shuta was in the booklet already? Because he is, he really is. *nods*
Hey! Say! JUMP - Dreams Come True (Limited edition)
Not opened yet, don't intend to open, and I still don't see a video leak for this. WHY? WHY OH WHY?
I wanted to cancel this order, but it shipped before I could decide on whether to cancel or not. So ohwells, the decision was made for me I guess.
Note to self: NO MORE STUPID PURCHASES TILL YOU HAVE MONEY. WHICH IS LIKE NEVER.
Labels: AAA, Hayami Mokomichi, Hey Say JUMP, Hirai Ken, Purchases, Shuchishin
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