This week's questions are mostly AAA-related!

• What's your favorite AAA song of all time?

That would have to be That's Right, from Kuchibiru Kara Romantica / That's Right. And yes, I've answered this question way too many times already.

• If you could eliminate one more person from the AAA lineup... who would you push off a cliff?

Isn't this obvious? Nishijima of course! I really really dislike him, and I really wish he'd just leave AAA. Even if it'll make no difference anyways since AAA is going to break up sooner or later.

He's loud, annoying, childish, sounds like a six year old with a nine year old's voice, looks nowhere like a normal guy, looks nowhere like a normal girl, is skinny enough to pose for anti-hunger posters, has eyes that I wish I could pop like bubble wrap, and is generally more annoying than construction work.

So yes, it's suffice to say that I won't be missing him. At all. I mean, after you get cured, would you miss your herpes?

(Yes, I know Herpes is incurable. Much like post-Nishijima-trauma.)

• ANDDD what are your thoughts about sexy Riida and his pilot outfit? xD
  
  
  
  
  ^^^ i know i couldve picked a better picture.. but meh.. it was the first one with his pilot cap :)

It's shiny, tacky and really distracting. A very very Urata-ish costume.

He is quite possibly one of the most daring-ly (read: worst) dressed males out of JE in Jpop. But yes, I still quite love him irrationally.

I'd probably go up to pilot Ura and say "I'd like to ride you.....r plane. On your plane. Yeah, whatever. Just do me... it! Just do it already. Like drive your plane up my runway. Er, yeah." *cue awkward laugh*

• Every performance of AAA's Hurricane Riri, Boston Mari is pretty much the same.
  
  So time for a hard question: Which performance is your favorite? ^,^
  

I don't really care about performances I guess, but if I reeeeally had to choose, then it would be the one at a-nation '08.

• Second question: How many times did you orgasm over Shuta's "dance break" in 5th attack?

Way too many times. *blushes* Anyone wants to buy me a sweaty Shuta for my birthday? 8D

• theres a new AAA single coming out 6/24! BREAK DOWN/untitled so far! Still thinking break up? What do you think AAA needs to do with this new single to regain..or just gain fans?

Strip. Cry. Dance happily like they did in Friday Party.

Man, that would be hilarious. I would buy 10 copies if this really happens.

No wait, I take that back. I suspect Avex's people read my blog. I don't want to risk it.

But yes, Break Down happens to be a song that Japanese group BeForU sang too. AND THEY GOT REMOVED FROM AVEX TOO. Coincidence? I think not. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!

I love conspiracies. A lot.

• Inquiring minds want to know--Avex doesn't seem to give a shit what Shuta does (even if AAA breaks up), but what would YOU like to see Shuta go on to do?

Porn.

I mean, who wouldn't want to see Shuta all hot and squirming under someone else... like URATA. OH GOD.

• OMFG!
  SO LIKE ARASHI RELEASED AN AAA DVD AND NO DREAM A LIVE DVD !?! WHAT IS THIS. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS RAID !
  
  [i lalalalove you]

Dear Johnny-san,

Stop sucking underaged cocks and start paying attention to what fans want. Chinen's ass might be really smooth and nice to grope, but without your mountains of cash, all you'd be is an ugly old man with enough sexual tension to rain cum on Siberia. And I'm willing to bet all those Siberian people and huskies aren't going to be very happy when that happens.

So please, pluck Yamada's face off your ass, pull up your pants and do jobs that actually matter. And that don't involve blowing. Or handing.

Yours truly,
from yours truly.

• I know you said that Namie Amuro is a dead but sexy fish and has no personality, but what do you think of the fact that she's battled social stigma in Japan by being a single mother with a career?
  
  Maybe it means nothing. XD

Let's just put it this way.

You're on this date with this hot girl that you think you might like. After chatting with her, you realize she's boring, plainer than cardboard and that the caviar forming random shapes on your plate is even more interesting than she is.

And then she says with a smile (in that same old droning drawl you've grown to hate in the past half hour) that she's battled social stigma, and is a single, working parent.

By this time, all you would care about it probably how big her boobs are. And that a face came out of her pussy before.

Do you still give a damn about the overcoming social stigma part?

• Do you listen to Utada Hikaru? I don't think I've seen you mention her on your blog before.
• I've never seen you mention Utada Hikaru on your blog.What's your opinion on her anyhow?
• Are you a fan of any 'serious' artists? (I don't know how else to describe this) For example, someone like Angela Aki?

The reason why I don't listen to "serious artists" is simple. Generally, these artists have close to no personality (though admittedly, Utada is really hilarious as a person) and these artists generally don't sing the songs I like. I mean, I like songs that sound like they were written by a crack addict. Who's twelve years old. I don't think Angela Aki would sing a song like that.

There will time to time be a song or two from such artists that I like (good examples would be Utada's Beautiful World and Angela Aki's Tegami something something) but I don't think I'll ever become a fan of such artists. I'm not that serious a music listener to care for such... exquisite music.

Bah to hell with the politically-correct answers. The music they produce is just too boring for me. I'd much rather listen to Elmo. Deal with it.

More questions to be answered next week!

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Labels: AAA, Amuro Namie, Angela Aki, Q4R, Utada Hikaru