No actually, I'm not (well for Kenken, yes I am). But this week's Q4R is all about marriage!

• Why is it that a lot of young jpop singers are marrying old dudes who are in their 50's or 40's. Examples: Maaki from High & Mighty Color married some 50 year old guy from DREAMS COME TRUE, Mika Nakashima and Utada Hikaru were married to forty year olds and most recently, Erika Sawajiri is marrying an almost middle aged man. What's the deal? Love your blog by the way ♥
  

I suppose it all comes down to common sense.

1. Young guys have no money.
2. Young girls have no money.
3. Young girls need money.
4. Old men tend to have more money.
5. Young girls marry old men to have more money to pay for young guys.

It's the sad truth, but you know, we can't all be oblivious.

• If you were randomly invited to a shotgun marriage ceremony of two celebrities, who would they be, and what would you perform for them on stage?

.... TACKEY AND TSUBASA.

And why do I have to perform for them? I would love to see THEM perform for me!


*extremely dirty thoughts in progress*

• I have a crush on you. Marry me?

Send me a naked photo of yourself first. Preferably with loads of whipped cream all over (yourself, not the photo).

• would you raid MY minibar? RAWR

Send me a naked photo of yourself first. Preferably with loads of chocolate all over (yourself, not the photo).

• What do you think of Hiro Mizushima's and Ayaka's marriage?

I honestly think they're both too young. But Ayaka has like, a disease (which I remember had a scary name that makes her eyes pop out, literally), which ironically gives her immunity from my viciousness.


You know, it's just not classy to diss a disease-stricken person. Unless that person is Ayumi or Mika Nakashima. Or KAT-TUN.

But yeah, marriage at such a young age is never a good idea.

Oh gosh, I hope they give birth to pretty boys with awesome voices. Then I'd be 40 and lusting over their children! Fun!

• do you think that more support should be given to the jpop music scene in here or would you rather just promote it on your own via your blog ?

I would assume here means Singapore.

In which case, I don't give a damn.

• We Got Married -fav couple (all time?) & fav couple (that havent been kicked out yet LOL)
• We Got Married - least fav pairing?

I would have to say Alex and Shinae. I mean, DUH, IT'S ALEX. He's too romantic and she's sort of pretty yet bland enough not to make everyone jealous/spiteful.


And seeing as most of the WGM couples are getting kicked out very soon, I would say I hate the current lineup of couples. Bleh, DIVORCE IS THE WAY TO GO ALL OF YOU.


Least favorite pairing of all time is probably... Andy and Solbi. Because Solbi is a whiny bitch that never stops. She should keep her mouth closed and her top open with her boobs overflowing. And Andy should have like ghey sex with the rest of Shinhwa while pretending to be a married straight man with Solbi.

• OKAY! last we got married one, i swear to god. If you could couple any 2 participants up, who would it be? (LOL. Husband and WIFE.)

... WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPLY. THAT I ONLY LIKE HUSBAND X HUSBAND COUPLES?

..... I find it creepy how well my readers know me. Goodness.


Well, very obviously, I would pair up Koda Kumi and Hirai Ken together. I mean, Koda Kumi has a body that never stops and Hirai Ken is... hairy. 8D And his high pitched moans make for very good porn.

And also, how many couples do you get to watch where the male willingly acts as the bottom. And sounds like the bottom. OMGAH MY BRAIN.

OH WAIT IT'S FOR MARRIAGE. UM. UM. I DON'T KNOW? GUHHHH! *KENKUMIPORNKENKUMIPORN*

• HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK, IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

You won't believe the amount of fun I've had chanting this phrase. It's addictive once you get it!

And I guess the answer to your question depends on how much of a slut the woodchuck is.

• WHAT IF KENKEN DIED!?

His funeral will be filled with crying gay men who will hug each other when he gets cremated. Then fake star will start playing and all them hot gay men have a mass orgy.

Oh and also, YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON. How dare you ask such a question! *pompous gasp*

• Are you sure your feelings of WANTING Hirai Ken to be gay aren't clouding how you interpret his actions? I've watched plenty of clips with him and I don't get that vibe at all

Why not let's open this question to all readers. How many of you think he's NOT gay?


Yeah, I totally don't see why people think you're gay Kenken. You're oh so manly! :D

• What do you keep in your minibar?

Oh wouldn't you like to know.

*muffled screams from Hirai Ken in the background*

• oh baby,
  what color are your boxers tonight?

... My readers really scare me at times.

Um, I wear my secondary school (or high school) sports shorts as boxers, so yeah. It's green. Like evergreen.

*facepalm*

• can you please just randomly put "TONY C GO DIE" ? feel free to elaborate. x(

TONY C GO DIE. Um, because you made one of my readers very sad. And um, your name sounds like a fast food joint! Or a cheap Hong Kong watch shop.

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(Sorry for this week's short post. Am in a pretty bad mood. Got scolded at work. For pretty much nothing.)

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