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SQS #057
Sunday, September 20, 2009

This week's SQS feature is yet another amazing photo!

This week's SQS feature is...


Takizawa Hideaki!

Now before you yawn at the amount of times you've seen him in SQS, take a closer look at the photo. (Yes, you can click to enlarge.)

See anything? No?

Well, this photo is amazing because of...



Takki hair.


You're welcome. :D

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Q4R #019: Oh, the drama!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009

This week's Q4R is all about dramas!

(Beware of long post. Or rather, ENJOY THIS LONG POST!)
  • What do you think about JDramas, you have any favorites?
  • Do you watch any doramas? Which one is your favourite?
  • What are your favorite Japanese and Korean dramas?
Well to be honest, I've not watched a lot of Japanese dramas recently, so off the top of my head, here are some of my favorites over the years.

[Pride]
Starring: Kimura Takuya, Takeuchi Yuko



I watched this when I was 15? I don't really remember that well, but it was one of the most romantic dramas I have ever watched. It is heart-wrenching, brings you all over the place emotionally (just when you think they are happily together, DUN DUN DUNNNNN SOMETHING HAPPENS!), and the two of them look so so good together.

Everything about this drama can be summarized in one word: pretty. Even the sex is pretty. Watch it and you'll know what I mean.

There's a bit of humor here and there in the drama too, so it's not an entirely depressing affair.

If you're the kind looking for something impossibly romantic and sad and yet happy at the same time, then this is for you.

I realize I should include some sort of synopsis so here's my version of the drama (go google it for a more correct version). A guy called Haru meets this girl called Aki. Aki has some boyfriend who is overseas (or something) and she is waiting for him to come back (without having any other boyfriend during the wait). Haru has this "game" of sorts with her where they agree to date and immediately break up when (and if) Aki's boyfriend comes back.

Yeah that's really all you need to know. Everything else I can say will be spoilertastic.

[Nodame Cantabile]
Starring: Tamaki Hiroshi, Ueno Juri



This drama is as you can see, all about orchestras and stuff. Nodame is a girl who has amazing talent in playing the piano, yet is rather careless with the way she plays it. Chiaki finds out about her talent and wants to nurture her or something. I forgot. But Chiaki wants to be a conductor. And Chiaki is a guy, yes.

Nodame Cantabile is a really funny and wacky show that gets all serious suddenly and then totally crazy again the next moment. It's really one of the most interesting Jdramas you can watch - there's never really a dull moment. Not necessarily the most romantic, but the lovey dovey parts are kind of cute too. Perfect if you want some romance, but not the serious life-or-death kind, and if you want to laugh a whole bunch.

[Boku dake no Madonna]
Starring: Takizawa Hideaki, Hasegawa Kyoko



Kyon (I think) is an architecture student living alone in Tokyo (I think). One night, he comes back to his rented apartment to find a mysterious and pretty woman sleeping on his bed. He darts into his bathroom (I think) and wonders whether she's a ghost. He comes back out and she's gone.

And yes, she does come back eventually and she's spying on her ex who is living directly opposite Kyon's apartment and then Kyon falls in love with her bla bla bla.

I think the main charm of this drama is how adorable Takki is and how strange Kyoko is. It's like a really mismatched pair that you're not sure should go together, and you just have to keep watching just to know what happens in the end.

Pretty funny, though nowhere close to Nodame Cantabile. Pretty romantic, though nowhere close to Pride. It's sort of like a... safe show?

Worth watching because you're bound to feel good after watching this. But it's not life-changing for sure.

[Hachimitsu to Clover aka Honey and Clover]
Starring: Narumi Riko, Ikuta Toma, Mukai Osamu, Narimiya Hiroki, Harada Natsuki



Basically about a bunch of art students chasing their dreams and falling in love with each other.

I know a lot of people would probably call this drama boring, but it's really quite a strong storyline with a pretty stellar cast. There's also enough humor scattered throughout the drama so it's really not all that bad.

It's admittedly not one of the fastest moving dramas around, nor is it one of the most romantic or funny, but it definitely ranks really high in the "looks" department. The cast is good looking, the setting is really gorgeous, and there's always a sort of nostalgic feel about the whole show. It's sort of like a modern day artsy short story, where everything just feels too perfect to be true.

You'd walk away from this drama feeling like you've lived out a really elaborate dream, but as time passes, the dream slips away and you really don't remember quite a lot of it. It's still very very beautiful and worth the time to watch and enjoy.

[Maou]
Starring: Ohno Satoshi, Ikuta Toma



A lawyer tries to kill an investigator's (is that what Ikuta is?) family and friends, making sure the investigators feels the full extent of loss and suffering before the investigator himself gets killed. Yet the lawyer is never found out.

The lawyer is doing this because the investigator accidentally killed the lawyer's brother years ago, yet got away with it because his father paid someone off.

Well honestly, the story is much better than what I just wrote. It's far too complex and clever to summarize correctly. If you're looking for suspense, mystery and drama, this is the perfect show for you. You'd be blown away by the amazing storyline, very strong acting and how darned intelligent it is.

Well except for the Tarot card gasping girl, which is just lame but if you can ignore that then it's a really great show.

[Seigi no Mikata (2008)]
Starring: Yamada Yuu, Shida Mirai, Mukai Osamu



A perfect older sister who is really an evil woman deep inside tortures her younger sister. However, no one notices anything abnormal about the older sister because all the evil she does (to others) end up benefiting those people, which causes people to call her "Seigi no Mikata", meaning ally of justice.

This drama is seriously all for the laughs. You'll laugh at how the younger sister Yoko is so pitiful and all the pain she has to go through. You'll laugh at how ridiculous bitchy and unreasonable the older sister Makiko is. And you'll swoon at how handsome Mukai Osamu is.

What else does one need?

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I've watched way less Kdramas than Jdramas so I'm not really who you should about the matter. But off the top of my head, a few good ones I remember are Full House, My Lovely Sam Soon, Which star did you come from?, Coffee Prince and Goong.
  • omg Raid do you watch Japanese dramas? What are some of your favourite actors and actresses? I like Hayami Mokomichi, Inoue Mao and Horikita Maki. :D
I personally think Kimura Takuya is deserving of his "King of Jdrama" title, and I think the one to replace him will be Ikuta Toma.

But my favorite is still Mukai Osamu.



HOW CAN ANYONE LOOK SO PERFECT? And he's a nice guy and he looks awesome in glasses and he has a deep voice and he's tall and GUH he's seriously my favorite male in Japan right now.

As for actresses, Horikita Maki has very strong acting, but in terms of acting my favorite has probably got to be Aoi Yuu.

But being the superficial whore I am, my favorite has got to be her...



Eikura Nana.

GUH. TOO. PRETTY.

I've not even watched a single show with her in it!
  • Thoughts on Atashinchi no Danshi?


I have not watched it to be honest, and I don't really intend to. I went to read the synopsis of it though, here it is:

These days, the term "homeless" has taken on new meaning. There are youths referred to as "net cafe refugees," who have neither a job nor a place to live, but who find themselves hopping around internet cafes. One such refugee is a 20-year-old girl named Chisato, who lost her mother at a young age due to sickness. She spent her youth trying to escape from the huge debt her father left her, and her battle with the repossessors unfolded every night. However, her life changed after meeting one man named Shinzo, changing her views on the meaning of "family." Shinzo comes from a rich family tracing back to the Edo period, and he adopted six good-looking sons with the hope of one becoming his successor, but all of them have strange personalities. Shinzo promises to free Chisato from her debt if she marries him and becomes the mother of his sons. However, a life with these six guys under one roof will not go smoothly...

Wha? So random rich guy picks up homeless girl to be his wife and adopts handsome sons.

This sounds like a seriously ghey show to me. Like this dude has a serious daddy complex and marrying a woman whom he knows he has immense power over ("DO. NOT. FUCK. ME. WOMAN.") means he has a good cover yet doesn't have to do the nasty bits.

Come to think of it, I probably should be watching this show because it really does sounds right up my alley. Someone give me a screencap of Osamu being spanked by the father (preferably bottomless) and I'll be right on it.
  • Did you like (or even watch) Boys Before Flowers?


If you're talking about Hana Yori Dango (with Matsujun and Inoue Mao) then yes, I did watch it. Both seasons in fact. The storyline was sort of expected, probably because I've watched the Taiwanese version before (back in 2001).



But if you're talking about the Korean one (with Lee Minwoo and all those other nonsense) then no, I've not watched it. Firstly because I've already watched 4 whole seasons of it (2 Japanese 2 Taiwanese) and the thought of watching the same storyline yet again makes me hurl.

That and the fact that I really don't have the time and energy to learn to accept that gross hairstyle that Domyouji (or Goo Junpyo) sports. Seriously, he'd look better bald.
  • not asking to pressure, more for curiosity. But when will q4r's be stable again?

    keep working hard at work though!
As you can see, I'm trying to get Q4Rs to be sort of stable again these past few weeks by preparing the posts in advance. My internship ends on 25th September (6 more weeks!), so it'll probably be back to normal by then. I'm really trying my best to keep up with the insane amounts of questions I receive (and I'm really glad and touched that you guys still care enough to give me questions!) so I will keep answering them till no one wants to ask me any more.

But guys, seriously, comment on my posts and let me know you guys are still here reading. I feel kind of schizo posting with no one telling me what they think about my posts!

That said, if you do have a question for me, do drop me a comment using the button below! :D

(And yes, you should know that drama-related questions won't be answered for a LOOOONG LOOONG time to come.)

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RAID'S 100TH JAPANESE SINGLE!
Friday, July 17, 2009

... is not by a Jpop artist. How ironic?

[Single #98]

I'll admit that I only got this single because I wanted to make the single coming be #100. But still, it is still one of my favorite ever Japanese singles by one of my favorite Jpop groups ever.



Tackey & Tsubasa - Kamen / Mirai Koukai

If you look back to this post, you will see that I've already bought another version of this before. However, it's one of my favorite Jpop songs ever, which makes the 2nd single more than worth the buy. Go take a listen if you haven't, Kamen is a seriously good song.

[Kpop single]

To make things more suspenseful (DUN DUNN DUNNNNN), I shall post about a Kpop single (mini album?) that I've bought.



2PM - 2:00PM Time For Change


I think I bought this out of pure madness. I don't really like them all that much now in retrospect. D:

But ohwells, it's only 9USD.

[Single #99]



BIG BANG - My Heaven

I have no idea how their name is spelled in Japan - BIG BANG, Big Bang or BIGBANG? Hm.

Either way, this single came with a first press postcard! Which I totally did not expect. So that was nice.

My Heaven initially came out in Korean (and the Korean title translates to "Heaven" as well, how original), so it's not exactly a song I could squee over (since I've already heard it a few times). But still, Taeyang looks AMAZING in the video (as does the other members, of course, ahem), so that makes me really happy.

[Single #100]

You might have already guessed it, judging from the 99th single, but number 100 is...



BIG BANG - GARA GARA GO!!


I LOVE THIS SINGLE TO BITS AND PIECES. Gara Gara Go!! is an amazing song which has an incredible PV (THAT'S THE WAY PVs SHOULD BE MADE JAPAN, YOU HEAR ME?). The B-side Top of the World was looping on my MP4 player for DAYS and the third song Stylish is possibly one of the most fun Big Bang songs EVER. You should seriously buy it if you've not, because Big Bang will change your life.

100 singles, each costing about 20 USD guarantees that I've spent at least 2000 USD on singles. Damn.

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Q4R #012: Johnny's Entertainment (General)
Saturday, May 30, 2009

As to be expected, I receive tons of questions on JE. So this week and next week is all about JE!

Just so you guys know, the posts have been prepared already. If you decide to ask a JE question after reading this post, be prepared to wait VERY long for an answer. :D
  • Is it true that Johnny raped some people in JE? I know he got charged for it but was it ever proven?
Well, I've really went and researched on the thing, so here's the article. It was never really proven, but you can't have smoke unless there's a little bit of fire. If you know what I mean.
  • As far as Johnny's Entertainment goes, who do you think is the top 3 groups as far as TALENT.
There's not exactly a lot for me to choose from, so...



3rd: Kanjani 8

They're a bunch of drunk crazy people who should not be allowed in showbiz. But they are, so yay for me.



2nd: Tackey & Tsubasa


I like their songs, so they've already got an advantage to begin with. It also doesn't hurt that both of them are gayer than marshmallows and that both of them dance sort of well.



1st: Tegomasu

They're really the only decent singers in JE. And they are so obviously lusting for each other, so you know.
  • who is the designer of johnny's clothing? such as those kind of clothes that uses feathers they use in concerts



Colonel Sanders.
  • choose : JE or H!P
Depends on for what - day listening or night watching? If you know what I mean. :D
  • if you could meet Johnny of JE in person, what is the first thing in your mind that you want to tell him?
Actually, it would be a question. And the question would be... How does young illegal ass feel?



Yes, that's Johnny for those who've not seen before. Can you imagine him molesting young boys? *barfs*
  • What would happen if you lock Johnny and Tsunku in a room together?
They'd give birth to Mika Nakashima.
  • Hmm... what's the conspiracy behind keeping Ikuta Toma a JE Junior?


He refuses to suck.

Anyways, I've been really SUPER busy these few weeks because of work and all. I have NO time at all to go online and all (can you believe I've only JUST downloaded the latest Kenken album and I forgot all about it?) and so all these blogging is really hard to do. And it's not like I can just fuck work and give no regard to it since it concerns my grade and all.

So please please please be patient with me while I try to keep up with blogging, having a life and working at the same time. It's not the easiest thing to do, but I'm not about to give up any of the three now. D:

But yes, more questions to be answered next week! Hopefully on time.

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Q4R #010: Raid's thinking of marriage! (and Hirai Ken, as usual)
Wednesday, May 6, 2009

No actually, I'm not (well for Kenken, yes I am). But this week's Q4R is all about marriage!
  • Why is it that a lot of young jpop singers are marrying old dudes who are in their 50's or 40's. Examples: Maaki from High & Mighty Color married some 50 year old guy from DREAMS COME TRUE, Mika Nakashima and Utada Hikaru were married to forty year olds and most recently, Erika Sawajiri is marrying an almost middle aged man. What's the deal? Love your blog by the way ♥
I suppose it all comes down to common sense.
  1. Young guys have no money.
  2. Young girls have no money.
  3. Young girls need money.
  4. Old men tend to have more money.
  5. Young girls marry old men to have more money to pay for young guys.
It's the sad truth, but you know, we can't all be oblivious.
  • If you were randomly invited to a shotgun marriage ceremony of two celebrities, who would they be, and what would you perform for them on stage?
.... TACKEY AND TSUBASA.

And why do I have to perform for them? I would love to see THEM perform for me!


*extremely dirty thoughts in progress*
  • I have a crush on you. Marry me?
Send me a naked photo of yourself first. Preferably with loads of whipped cream all over (yourself, not the photo).
  • would you raid MY minibar? RAWR
Send me a naked photo of yourself first. Preferably with loads of chocolate all over (yourself, not the photo).
  • What do you think of Hiro Mizushima's and Ayaka's marriage?
I honestly think they're both too young. But Ayaka has like, a disease (which I remember had a scary name that makes her eyes pop out, literally), which ironically gives her immunity from my viciousness.



You know, it's just not classy to diss a disease-stricken person. Unless that person is Ayumi or Mika Nakashima. Or KAT-TUN.

But yeah, marriage at such a young age is never a good idea.

Oh gosh, I hope they give birth to pretty boys with awesome voices. Then I'd be 40 and lusting over their children! Fun!
  • do you think that more support should be given to the jpop music scene in here or would you rather just promote it on your own via your blog ?
I would assume here means Singapore.

In which case, I don't give a damn.
  • We Got Married -fav couple (all time?) & fav couple (that havent been kicked out yet LOL)
  • We Got Married - least fav pairing?
I would have to say Alex and Shinae. I mean, DUH, IT'S ALEX. He's too romantic and she's sort of pretty yet bland enough not to make everyone jealous/spiteful.



ALEX ALEX ALEX NOM NOM NOM.

And seeing as most of the WGM couples are getting kicked out very soon, I would say I hate the current lineup of couples. Bleh, DIVORCE IS THE WAY TO GO ALL OF YOU.



"I love Andy's gigantic stick!"

Least favorite pairing of all time is probably... Andy and Solbi. Because Solbi is a whiny bitch that never stops. She should keep her mouth closed and her top open with her boobs overflowing. And Andy should have like ghey sex with the rest of Shinhwa while pretending to be a married straight man with Solbi.
  • OKAY! last we got married one, i swear to god. If you could couple any 2 participants up, who would it be? (LOL. Husband and WIFE.)
... WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO IMPLY. THAT I ONLY LIKE HUSBAND X HUSBAND COUPLES?

..... I find it creepy how well my readers know me. Goodness.



Well, very obviously, I would pair up Koda Kumi and Hirai Ken together. I mean, Koda Kumi has a body that never stops and Hirai Ken is... hairy. 8D And his high pitched moans make for very good porn.

And also, how many couples do you get to watch where the male willingly acts as the bottom. And sounds like the bottom. OMGAH MY BRAIN.

OH WAIT IT'S FOR MARRIAGE. UM. UM. I DON'T KNOW? GUHHHH! *KENKUMIPORNKENKUMIPORN*
  • HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK, IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?
You won't believe the amount of fun I've had chanting this phrase. It's addictive once you get it!

And I guess the answer to your question depends on how much of a slut the woodchuck is.
  • WHAT IF KENKEN DIED!?
His funeral will be filled with crying gay men who will hug each other when he gets cremated. Then fake star will start playing and all them hot gay men have a mass orgy.

Oh and also, YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON. How dare you ask such a question! *pompous gasp*
  • Are you sure your feelings of WANTING Hirai Ken to be gay aren't clouding how you interpret his actions? I've watched plenty of clips with him and I don't get that vibe at all
Why not let's open this question to all readers. How many of you think he's NOT gay?



Yeah, I totally don't see why people think you're gay Kenken. You're oh so manly! :D
  • What do you keep in your minibar?
Oh wouldn't you like to know.

*muffled screams from Hirai Ken in the background*
  • oh baby,
    what color are your boxers tonight?
... My readers really scare me at times.

Um, I wear my secondary school (or high school) sports shorts as boxers, so yeah. It's green. Like evergreen.

*facepalm*
  • can you please just randomly put "TONY C GO DIE" ? feel free to elaborate. x(
TONY C GO DIE. Um, because you made one of my readers very sad. And um, your name sounds like a fast food joint! Or a cheap Hong Kong watch shop.

If you have a question for me, don't hesitate to ask! :D If you have ALREADY submitted your question, please DO NOT resubmit it! :D To give you guys an idea of my comments inbox...



So yes, I have received your question, don't worry. It's just, I HAVE SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM! D:

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't still ask me a question, because I love questions! And a full comments queue makes me feel more important than I really am! :D

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(Sorry for this week's short post. Am in a pretty bad mood. Got scolded at work. For pretty much nothing.)

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Singles that are supposed to be awesome...
Friday, January 16, 2009

Well, at least to me, considering how much I like the two artists I am going to review in this entry. I was looking forward to both of these singles because the artists have NEVER disappointed me before. It seems 2009 is starting off on a bad foot for me, musically-wise at least.

Now everyone knows I've not done music reviews for a very long time, since I don't think I'm any good at it (I'll most likely crap my way through the whole thing). But I'm just giving it a shot again, perhaps months of not reviewing has given me new powers or something.

I'm going to review AAA's Tabidachi no Uta as well as Takizawa Hideaki (from Tackey & Tsubasa)'s Ai.Kakumei in this post.

[The B-sides are better than the A-sides?]

For me, my favorite songs on these two singles happen to be B-sides. Which is kind of odd since A-sides are supposed to be the ones that's supposed to be better isn't it?

AAA's Mosaic is undoubtedly a rather catchy song with a tune that resembles other countries' music (on first listen at least, I found it rather Kpoppy). However, the song is persistently mid-tempo - not slow enough to be sentimental or sexy, not fast enough to imagine any sort of interesting dance routines - which is rather frustrating. Throughout the song, all three vocalists remain uninspired, singing without power and attitude. This makes the song lack energy and makes the already draggy song even worse.

Compare it with any one of their earlier songs - DRAGON FIRE, Friday Party or BET even - and you'll see the lack of motivation in their singing glaring at you in the face.

One word I've seen being thrown around on the forums to describe this song is GENERIC. I usually don't consider any song generic, but upon first listen of Mosaic, I found no better word for it. It is truly mind-numbingly generic and it grows old very very quickly. You might love this song on first listen (as have I), but don't expect this song to remain on your favorites list for long.

I'm probably mistaken, but the song is supposed to be on the sexier side, but fails due to the constant synthesized thumps in the music. It reminds me of a church choir conductor keeping count. It's probably because of how fake it sounds. Maybe I just can't tell real thumps from fake thumps. Maybe I just have no idea what I'm doing at all in this post.

I know it sounds really bad at this point, but you should still give it a listen. It's decent for a few plays I suppose. I just seem to have passed that decent few plays.

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Takizawa Hideaki's voice has never really impressed me much. It's thin, slightly whiny and he can't reach the higher notes without sounding like he has to go to the toilet. So it came as sort of a surprise to me when I first found out he was coming out with a solo single.

Well, I didn't like the single much, as you can tell by now. The only song that sort of impressed me with WITH LOVE, which happens to be the B-side for this single too.

It's a slow song and it does well in the first minute or so. The song is simple, sweet and relaxing. Takki doesn't have problems till the chorus starts. And once the chorus starts, ALL the problems start.

It continues to build up, like most Japanese songs do when they try to be grand and all. This instrument joins in, that instruments joins in, bla bla bla. We know how things go by now. It complicates the song, detracts from the whole innocent feel of it and just makes it loud and overbearing. It's like falling in love with that cute quiet girl that sits shyly at the back of the class, only to find out later that she's a cursing screamer that throws tantrums at the drop of a pin.

But it's just not enough to be overbearing is it? They had to add a whole CHOIR in. One word - overkill. By this point, the song is no longer really romantic or sweet or anything simple at all. It reminds me of a song people sing for their country - patriotic, proud, annoying - or at a graduation ceremony - overly dramatic and no one really cares after singing it once.

Similarly to Mosaic, WITH LOVE is good for a few listens. It too, is a safer song choice, and you'll get bored of it very easily. If you would like to listen to a really sweet and simple Tackey & Tsubasa song, try Sotsugyou~Sayonara wa Ashita no Tame ni~ instead. It was a much better attempt at something genuine.

And yes, if the best songs are already so bad, you can imagine how terrible the others are.

[The bad A-sides]

AAA's Tabidachi no Uta has a disadvantage from the start because of its ominous name - which means Song of Departure - causing me to have bad feelings about the song even before I take my first listen to it.

Somehow, all the three main vocalists sound out of their element. Nissy sounds sharp, nasal and - for lack of a better word - whiny. Misako sounds terrible because her parts are way too low for her, causing her to sound like an inexperienced karaoke junkie. Urata fails to impress me too (which is saying a lot), because he sounds like he's aged a lot. His voice is not the sweet, smooth and unique one I fell in love with in Chewing Gum. He tries too hard and it shows. His voice is airy in many instances and it gets depressing to listen to him altogether.

And then, the rap arrives. I suppose he's trying to do the whole emotional, raspy rap that Soulja (the Japanese one) does. He just sounds like he's whispering very anxiously.

The chorus is decent I suppose. Another safe one. It's almost as if they don't care anymore.

The single came with a remixed version of Tabidachi no Uta. It sounds rather house/club-ish. Listen to this one instead. At least with the filters and the synthesized notes, you can't tell how boring and bad this song is. It's much better than the original. Even the rap sounds better.

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Takki's Ai.Kakumei starts off like most of his songs do - slow, simple with a traditional instrument somewhere at the back to lend him a more Japanese and serene feel - but they all end up the same way - bad.

From 0:34 to 1:06, he goes into some sort of macho monologue. Something about a "GARU LOVEZZ BOY". Oh my, it's so romantic! Ahhh! *rolls eyes* Just, next time, don't fail so hard okay Takki?

Just when I thought this song was going to Japanese and Enka-ish, it bursts into a Latin tune. Once again, he's just trying far too hard. The song might have worked if he just stuck to being all salsa from the very beginning, which he obviously didn't. The whole thing just seems like one big parade of performers trying to catch your attention. It's confusing and after a while, you just can't be bothered.

The chorus is obviously too high for him. He struggles through the whole thing. In fact he's kind of shouting through the whole thing.

I suppose the song is like this only because it was written for a musical. But that doesn't mean it's not funny. It's hilarious. Worth the listen just for the lame monologue.

[Perhaps someone else would like these?]

I have no idea what a piece of my word is supposed to mean, but I think it is kind of sad that this song wasn't released as a single in itself. Perhaps it's because only the girls of AAA were featured in this song and we all know the girls alone can't sell enough to meet Avex's standards. Typical girl group Jpop, it has a comfortable melody that doesn't try to be too showy or anything. However, this is a double-edged sword as the song tends to sound repetitive after a few listens.

Chiaki sounds like she sings with her mouth constantly in an 'O' shape. A bit awkward really. Misako doesn't sound like herself. In fact, I thought she didn't have a part in this song until I listened REALLY closely.

I'll be honest here, I'm not a fan of the typical Jpop female voice. But if you are a H!P fan or like girly voices in general, this song should suit you well. Easy to sing along to, it's bound to be a favorite to cover by the many internet amateur singers. Great for late night blogging background music.

* * *

I really thought I would love Takki's Home Party!!. It features other popular JE members, like Yamapi, Yokoyama Yuu and my fave Murakami Shingo. It has all the potential to be the most awesome song ever.

Well it was just blah.

All the three featured JE members did was shout "HEY HEY HEY!", "YAY!", "WA HA HA HA!" and other unnecessary nonsense. In fact, this song did not sound like a home party at all. It sounded like a group of enthusiastic old men playing Monopoly. They don't even sound drunk enough for it to be interesting.

It could be fun for someone else I suppose. The tune is basic cheery pop that is too juvenile and elementary for someone as old as Takki is. I mean, hasn't he sung something like this back when he debuted or something?

I think I just expect too much from Takki.

And that sums it all up. I am very very disappointed in both singles. You won't blame me either, after you've taken a listen to both of them.

By the way, see those amazingly similar single covers? They're the actual covers (and are actually different!) for the two singles. Couldn't they have come up with a better cover if the single is already going to be bad?

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SQS #011
Monday, November 3, 2008

Posted a day late due to the anniversary post. Thanks for all the well wishes!

This week's SQS feature is....


NEKKID TACKEY IN HAWAII

There are like three different magazines showing off his shirtless self in Hawaii. JE is either out to make Tackey fans die of poverty (or nosebleed) or trying to let Tsubasa know that the higher-ups secretly hate him. xD

(And yes, the three images are from three DIFFERENT magazines. What a nice way to bleed fan money. D:)

[Edit]

I've prepared this well in advance, so as the weeks pass there has been YET another magazine showing off Tackey's body.



ASDFGHJKL;. The whole good morning thing makes me think of SEXSEXSEXWITHTSUBASAPLEASESEX breakfast. Yes, breakfast.

[Edit again]

Yet ANOTHER one that came out recently.



Takki is a whore. xD

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