Because I'm still busy being lazy, I finally decided to answer some Q4R questions again! How long has it been since I answered some? LOL.
(Honestly, I've already finished the top songs post, I'm just being sadistic and a tease. Sue me.)
If you were to write a fanfic, who would it be on and what would it be about?
Do you read or write fanfiction at all? If so, about who?
because they're in japan, bae and ri walk into a bar and hirai ken's performing. WHOSE HOTEL ROOM DO THEY END UP IN?
Yes I do read a fair amount of fanfiction... and I write some too. *shamefaced*
I read Shihan fanfiction mostly these days, and used to write Big Bang ones.
And with this, everyone who reads my blog will find my dirtiest fantasies published on the web. I can just see my reputation soaring through the roof, yep.
(And for the last one, they end up in MY hotel room of course. When the universe is weird enough to put all three of them at the same hotel, it had better put ME there as well damnit!)
Videos to justify myself:
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
Thanks. Now I just feel really insecure about my older posts. Haha, I'm just kidding! Ha... ha.....*deletes older posts*
why is it that TW versions of Korean CDs are more expensive? ._. are TW better quality than Korean?
Nope, but Korean people are just more cheap.
whos lauren.
Who are you.
How mini is your minibar actually?
Not too mini I guess, just enough to make you walk weird for 3 or 4 days? Send me a naked picture of yourself and I'll decide how hard I want to ram my...
Ahem.
why do jpop female singers have such high pitch voices? why is it so rare to find one with a normal voice? and why are they usually nasally. D:
BECAUSE MY MINIBAR GOT TO THEM FIRST. HA!
last song you heard in 2009 and first song you heard in 2010 ?
I honestly don't remember, but I think the first song I heard in 2010 is Upside Down by A-Teens. Was reminiscing the good old days of bubblegum pop. Yes, you can judge me. As if I don't give you guys reason enough already.
i'm curious. what are your new year's resolutions??
1. Keep up this blog. 2. Stop wanking to Bae's naked body. 3. Stop wanking to Seungri's naked body. 4. Stop wanking to Hankyung's slightly naked body. 5. Stop wanking to Siwon's naked body. 6. Stop wanking to Kumi. 7. Stop staring in a trance at Kara's butts. 8. Stop wanting to show Hyori some younger lovin'. 9. Stop wanking to Kenken's nake... Wait, what naked body? Stop wanking to Kenken.
I saw on your twitter that you have a blackberry. I want to add you on bbm but I barely know you :x never mind that's too awkward.
also, could you turn off the autoplaying music? I don't mind it sometimes but if I open up a link on your blog in a new window, the songs play over each other and it gets really irritating >_<>
HAHAHA THAT LAST IMAGE WAS EPIC.
Now I just have to leave it there in hopes more people will experience that! Haha!
No but seriously, I have NO IDEA how start the player on mute. I've searched through the internet and it seems some script is in order which is not a very appealing option for me.
So if you're some HTML god and want to help me out with this, let me know yeah? You can check out my source, it's all there.
And about BBM... I don't use it at all, and people who've added me on MSN know that I'm a boring block to talk to in real life. Not at all fun, trust me.
Questions pile getting smaller! (Well, relatively small that is.) So leave me tons of hilarious questions (I know most of you have really great sense of humor) to answer!
Click on the button below to leave me a question!
Also, this being the new year and all, I've decided to put in place something for my blog.
Remember a long time ago when I said I would reply all comments? Well obviously I haven't so that's about to change. It got hard to keep up with replying comments because they were just so... scattered. So...
From this post on, I will reply to all comments made during the 24 hours after a post has been made. All subsequent comments, well I'll still read them!
However, I will not reply comments on SQS posts because really, what more can I say to things like "he's so hot" and "I want to fuc-"... You get the idea.
In case you were wondering, I do read EVERY single comment (because they're moderated, you won't believe the amount of spam comments I'm getting these days from Japanese bots) and I love every single one of them so do keep them coming!
And if you follow me on Twitter and send me a direct message (not @replies, I hate those, they make my timeline so screwed up LOL), rest assured that I'll give you a reply too. :D
(And hmm, Formspring. A service where you get people to ask you questions anonymously and you get to answer them. Why does this sound so familiar?)
My pick!: Top 20 Jpop Songs of 2009 (Rank 11th to 20th)
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
In all honesty, I'm not completely pleased with this list. Firstly it's because I've not been paying as much attention as I'd like to Jpop as I did in previous years (which was really fanatic, in retrospect) and secondly it's because most of the stuff I DID hear ended up being really lame.
Hence I cut the list short, with only 20 songs this time around. But you already had 15 songs in the previous post to try out so that should more or less compensate for the lack of songs.
Number 20: Morning Musume - Nanchatte Renai
Sadly this is the only H!P song that made the list. Everything else this year was just plain boring to me. Probably best described as a power ballad, the vocals are decent and not sickeningly cutesy for once (with the exception of Koharu, epic nasal fail).
Number 19: NEWS - Koi no ABO
DISCO! What's not to love?
Number 18: Arashi - Tobira
How surprising, the main song of this single is not even in the top 20! The typical feel good Johnny's song where all the fans hold hands and wave while the Arashi boys go around the stadium on their silly floats. Good fun.
Number 17: NYC Boys - NYC
This one's for the pedophiles. But we all know we secretly want to bang them underaged boys. Slurp. Anyways, as with all the younger Johnny's groups' songs, it would be safe to assume full-on sugary pop. Steer clear, those who do not like the bubblegum.
Number 16: Hamasaki Ayumi - Rule
I think I've mentioned on my blog before (I can't seem to find the post) that if she had went on do full-on rock and not half-ass it like what she's doing now, I would still be liking her.
This song is a perfect example of how epic Ayumi can be when she wants to be. Full of power and drama and her queenliness, this song will get anyone's adrenaline running. So use this at the gym. Or when murdering someone, if that is your thing. In which case please do not read my blog anymore. I said please, don't kill me.
Number 15: Kanjani 8 - Kyu☆Jo☆Show!!
It's loud, sparkly and crazy. Add in big band and you get Kanjani 8 doing their best thing. THEY'RE CRAZY. Which is what makes this song so unbelievably fun. It's kind of like orchestrated chaos, so be prepared. Did I mention big band yet? Brass! Drums! Loud music!
Number 14: Tegomasu - Tanabata Matsuuri
You can always count on Tegomasu to sing well, and this single is sort of a good display of that. A more traditional tune ensures that this song stands out from the rest of Jpop this year. The brisk cheerful tune has a kind of childish innocent quality to it, and that makes me smile. You will smile too! If you have a bit of kiddy innocence left in you that is.
Number 13: Nakashima Mika - Game
Yes ignore the creepy cover. As much as I bash her and talk a lot of shit about her, this song is really really well done. Old school rock and roll (I'm just guessing genres here) with her eccentric voice combines for a really strange retro song. And we all know she has the weird attitude to carry it off too.
Number 12: Arashi - Everything
Another typical feel-good Arashi pop tune that's not spectacular, but does the trick. The bridge between Ohno and someone I can't remember (Matsujun?) added a nice bit of variety to an otherwise very very generic song. The bridge was my favorite part of the song to be honest, but well, the other parts of the song are pretty decent too.
Number 11: Koda Kumi - ECSTASY
And what would Jpop be without Kuu's sluttiness. This is not one of her best slutty songs, but it does well enough to reign over many many other Jpop songs this year (a sad indication of how weak Jpop is in 2009). Typical sexy dance tune that's just downright dirty and suggestive and is pheromones in aural form. Go listen and touch yourself inappropriately!
As per last week, I've uploaded all the songs on this list to Mediafire for you guys, let me know what you think in the comments!
Just in case you can't get enough, here are some songs (according to rank) that NEARLY made the list but got cut in the last selection. These are songs that I think are acceptable upon listening to it, but couldn't really get into it in the end:
Q4R #018: Strange selection of questions... Hmm...
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
I'm trying to get my blogging life back in order but I'm guessing it's going to be a while before that will happen. My internship ends in 2 months though, so by then everything will be normal. Hopefully.
What are some of your favorite single/album covers? (And do you answer every question people ask you?)
Well, my favorite single cover is probably this:
Hirai Ken - Bye My Melody
Firstly, the colors are not glaring and scary, so that's a good start. Then the whole double meaning of the cover is epic. One represents him being a dove with an olive branch bringing news of peace flying over a rainbow (read the bible if you don't know what I'm talking about, you sinner!) and the other represents him... well, being very gay.
What's not to love?
And this is probably my favorite album cover:
Yonekura Toshinori - sang my thang
Once again, what's not to love? A sexy guy with ripped clothes and paint? THINK OF THE AWESOME FANTASIES!
And just so you're wondering, yes I aim to answer every question asked. I'm trying to clear some of the older ones which is so hard considering the context is totally gone (due to time sensitivity and all that about some of the questions asked) so I'm just stuck here blindly grabbing anything I can answer.
I know that didn't make sense but you guys should really get used to it by now.
Since Alex from ONE OK ROCK was arrested for groping, would you let him grope you? Please do consider the fact that he is gorgeous.
CAN I GROPE HIM INSTEAD PLEASE?
That person who called the cops on him must have been just really sexually frustrated, and got even more so when he just wanted to grope her and not do anything else.
I can just imagine her grabbing his hair and screaming in a monstrous hoarse voice: "WHY. WON'T. YOU. FUCK. ME?!"
I saw this, "I am Raid, your next president." and it made me wonder, what would you do as president?
Depends on which country. If I were the president of Japan, I'd seize all the entertainment companies and then I'll HAVE POWER OVER ALL OF JPOP MUAHAHA.
Then I'd fire KAT-TUN and retire Hamasaki Ayumi and get Nakashima Mika's mental health checked.
(And have loads of sexytime with Kenken and Urapapa and Shuuchan and ARGH THE POSSIBILITIES.)
You just made me very sexually frustrated with this question. TSK.
Thoughts on the mysterious expansion of EXILE?
Mass orgies ftw.
(The other guys are fugly, but I guess in orgies all that matters is that there are more hands and happystuff to go around. And more sounds of course.)
Based on your Twittery article, what do you think would happen if Koda Kumi, Ken-ken and Ayumi got into a threesome? 8D
Kenken would demand a round bed with fluffy pillows. Kumi would want loads of leather which frustrates Kenken because it doesn't match the fluffy pillows. Ayumi just sits at the corner worrying about her fake eyelashes and breaking her nails.
Happy --th Birthday!!
Thanks! I'm 176 this year. I know, I'm so young right? Sigh. They won't let me die till I'm 977! D:
How do you know Leandro Okabe?
He used to be my husband. How else do you think I got these pictures of him? Through a porn site? Ha ha ha ha ha. *cough*
LOL
I'm running.
But seriously, what the hell? This is such a poorly photoshopped picture (look at her very deformed left thigh, not to mention the MS-paint-esque words) and it's really not sexy at all so I don't get it at all.
Uy?
And yet another picture I have no idea what to say for. I mean, ok, there a guy showering and a cross but like so what? Do you guys expect me to say something funny about this when it's so... dull? I'm not THAT amazing you know?
Kay, so another question. If you were to choose 4 famous Asian guys to be part of an electric quartet, who would you choose? (assuming that when it comes to technical skills, they're all pretty equal)
And I'm going to be very blunt and tell you that I don't care, and probably none of the other readers care.
Electric quartet? Why can't I form a porno company instead?
As usual, questions for the upcoming weeks are very welcome. But guys, please help me out here? I know you guys like me better when I'm funny, but I can't be funny when I get really dull questions that don't allow me to be funny. I just used funny 3 times in that sentence, my English capabilities are declining sharply.
Anyways, click on the button to ask me a question! :D
I noticed once that you said you liked Lady Gaga's Just Dance.. I'm a big fan of hers and do you have any thoughts on her other songs? (totally random question i know)
Dear Raidy-chu, I forgot to include this in a question I just asked, but~ What is your favorite Perfume song? Also, what is your favorite Perfume PV? AND, which Perfume song would you like to see performed live?
What do you think of Girl Next Door's new single, 'Infinity' (song + PV)? WOHO-WHOA ;P
How about your second favorite AAA song of all time?
SHINee's Juliette is on the video thing(great taste by the way XD)!! What did you think of Romeo?
i hate you vs again & again
Arashi is releasing so many singles. It's great and all (since they are all doing well) but like, tell Johnny to let us refill out wallets first! D: thoughts? ou, and how did arashi get THIS popular so suddenly. (they were just an avrg JE group -as far as sales- until 2008.)
Fire- 2NE1?
Lick me?
... koda kumi. what were you thinking?
unless.. *smirk*
approve of teppeis new song?
what was the second vid on your playlist suppose to be...
arashi's everything?
tegomass gone country? LMAOLMAO.
... and I think I also answered this question. So yay for you!
when you speak english, do you have some sort of accent?
Leave a comment and tell me how I sound!
(I know I sound bad but just humor me.)
(And forgive me for really erratic updates. Work sucks.)
I'm sure at least SOME of my readers know what Twitter is. It's not exactly a new thing, though I must say it has only caught on in recent months.
For the less informed, Twitter is what they call a microblogging website, where you can only post about 140 characters at a time. 140 characters looks about this long:
"I really hope that I would have money to buy the new Hirai Ken album. From the way things are looking, it's pretty much fat hope. OHNOES. D:"
That's how short it is. It works pretty much like your regular Facebook status updates, except without all the chaos of Facebook (and evil Facebook layouts).
And on Twitter, you "follow" people (yes, stalkerish people can jizz in their pants now) and their updates will appear on your homepage. Similarly, when people follow you, your updates will appear on their homepage.
There's also an "@" function (along with a "#" function which I don't really use and understand) which is to direct your message at someone. For example, if I wanted to say something specifically to Kimitsu (and yet let the whole world read it, isn't that fun and blatantly shameless?), it would look something like this:
"@kimitsu You're such a bitch. But I love you. Well, not really."
Something like that.
Anyways, for those of you who has not joined Twitter yet, you really should. It's insanely fun once you've gotten the hang of it. And after you've joined, you can follow me! My updates are generally really random. And talk about my personal life. And sometimes my way-too-personal life.
Moving on! This is what this post is all about! Twitter! Ever wondered what Jpop stars would say on their Twitter? Well, worry not for I have found loads of Jpop stars accounts in Twitter! :D
Well okay, only Ayumi, Kumi and Kenken's. But still! Better than nothing right! Here are their tweets!
queenayumi I think I look really pretty in my new album! No one has bigger eyes than I do! I bet everyone is jealous of my huge eyes. 8D
kuuchan @queenayumi Giant squids have eyes the size of soccer balls. You don't see anyone being jealous of them now do you?
kuuchan I need some hot sex in my life. All my male backup dancers are gay. Why is everyone gay, WHY?!!
queenayumi @kuuchan I'll ask Max Matsuura-san to suspend you like he did that other time!
kuuchan I really hate people who bring up old issues when they have nothing to shoot back at you. I mean, seriously, let's just move on with our lives.
kenken @kuuchan OMG I TOTALLY GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. I mean it's like, sometimes, these people like, you know, are so... what's that word... irritating! Yes! Irritating!
queenayumi @kenken Being gay is wrong. A man should only make love with a woman. And the occasional blow up doll. Teehee!
kenken @queenayumi Who the hell are you.
queenayumi @kenken Don't you know me? I am the queen of Jpop!
kuuchan @queenayumi Don't you know him? HE is the queen of Jpop!
kenken Why can't all women be like men? Strong, caring, solid, hard, rugged...
kuuchan @kenken Bring you and your gayness to Sesame Street my dear. I'm a horny bitch and I don't need more competition right now.
queenayumi Sigh, I've been in Jpop for 10 years and what has it all amounted to?
kenken @queenayumi Once again, who the hell are you.
kuuchan Going out for some hot fuck with some fanboy who thinks I'm just a girl who really looks like me. Ironic and freaky, but I'm a desperate woman.
kenken @kuuchan I wish I could go out for a hot fuck too.
kuuchan @kenken With me? Or the fanboy?
queenayumi @kuuchan EEEEW I would never have sex with a random fan! Who knows where their parts have been!
kuuchan @queenayumi You will never have sex. Period. Just because you've seen his thing doesn't mean you've had sex.
queenayumi @kuuchan What else are you supposed to do with it then! Eat it? EEEEWW HAHAHA.
kenken @queenayumi Well THERE's a thought.
kuuchan @kenken GO. AWAY. NOW. I don't want your gay aura to jump onto me then onto my fanboy later! I NEED ROUGH RAW SEX.
kenken @kuuchan Don't shave. Then it'll be rough. And definitely raw.
kuuchan @kenken ... I'm not having this conversation with you. To everyone else: OFF I GO! With no underwear! YEEEAH.
queenayumi I am very confused now. How can a woman eat a man's life force? Won't she get pregnant like that?
kenken Anyone wants to have hot sex with me tonight?
queenayumi @kenken If you promise to show me how a woman eats a man's life force, then yes, me!
kenken @queenayumi And once again, who the hell are you.
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Yes I do read a fair amount of fanfiction... and I write some too. *shamefaced*
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queenayumi I think I look really pretty in my new album! No one has bigger eyes than I do! I bet everyone is jealous of my huge eyes. 8D
kuuchan @queenayumi Giant squids have eyes the size of soccer balls. You don't see anyone being jealous of them now do you?
kenken @kuuchan I'm not gay!
raidmyminibar Happy mother's day everyone!