This week's SQS feature is...
OMG how did I miss this photoshoot? Where the heck did it come from? Are the other NEWS members naked too? SOMEONE GIVE ME LINKS DAMMIT.
My pick!: Top 20 Jpop Songs of 2009 (Rank 1st to 10th)
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Hopefully you guys have been listening to the recommendations I've been making these few weeks, you won't believe the amount of time that go into these posts.
Continuing from last week, here's my pick for top 10 Jpop songs of 2009.
Number 10: Arashi - Ashita no Kioku
Arashi always did ballads well, and this one is no exception. With a strong melody and typical dramatic music, this one sounds surprisingly heartfelt and simple. It does not try to show off any of Arashi's vocals (not a good idea generally), so it's just easy on the ears. It may not be stellar singing, but hey, it's "real" enough to be good for me.
Number 9: Lead - Gira Gira Romantic
I loved this song from the first time I listened to it! Though I must say the PV was a tad creepy, what with all the young children involved. It's such a pity that Lead aren't more popular than they are, because they're so much more talented than most JE artists. Anyways, the song is mostly upbeat dance-bubblegum-pop with a tad of latin thrown in just for the sake of making it sound non-generic. Very very very infectious nonetheless.
Number 8: Shibutani Subaru, Nishikido Ryo, Ohkura Tadayoshi - Glorious
Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought Kanjani 8 would attempt a ballad (ok well, they might have but I generally avoid them). Much less one that I would actually like.
You might need some time to get used to the Engrish in the song, but go read the lyrics, they're good (taking into account that it IS a Jpop song after all). Sentimental boyband stuff, with a good tune that ends off impressively. Might have ranked higher if other members of Kanjani 8 sang it, Subaru and Ryo do not possess the radio-friendliest of voices.
Number 7: Kobukuro - Niji
As much as you can depend on Arashi to give you a good pop song, you can depend on Kobukuro for the more acoustic-pop stuff. They may be old and not the best lookers, but they still have one of the best voices in the industry. You just can't go wrong with them. And the tons of strings involved should hint you to the grandeur of the song.
Number 6: Kato Shigeaki - Shalala Tambourine
I can imagine people singing this song in Karaokes and being drunk and just murdering the song in mad group yelling. Yes it's one of those kind. But you can be assured that it's fun, I mean, it involves a tambourine! We all know tambourines equals childish embarrassing-in-retrospect fun!
WOOOOOOAH LA LA LA LA! Ahem.
Number 5: Perfume - One Room Disco
When this song first came out early this year, I was insanely ANNOYED by how the intro of the song sounded like some mental experiment to cause you seizures or something. But Perfume, with their robotic goodness eventually delivers with this fun, electronic dance track. Upbeat and strange seems to be what Perfume does best, and this song is testament to that. This song if sang in a normal voice might have belonged to the 80s - cheesy!
Number 4: Monkey Majik - Open Happiness
Fresh and different from the rest of Jpop, Monkey Majik manages to strike a balance between Japanese and English pop. It results in them sounding more mature than the rest of Jpop without being downright depressing (don't you guys feel the more "mature" artists in Jpop love emo songs?). If you've liked any of Monkey Majik's previous stuff, this one is sure to please you as well.
Number 3: Yokoyama Yuu, Yasuda Shota - Kicyu
I really don't know how to explain this song except that it is really really catchy. The chorus - such stuff should be labeled dangerous or something. A bit retro I guess, but wholly enjoyable in the way only Kanjani 8 can do.
Number 2: Ikimonogakari - YELL
Yet another group that never fails to impress me. Ikimonogakari are the professionals in tearjerkers and borderline emo music. I suppose this song was written for graduation or something, but regardless the beautiful tune with emotional singing combines to make for a sure cryfest. I get goosebumps listening to this all the time. You should too, otherwise you're really cold. And you boil puppies. *glares*
Number 1: AKB48 - Namida Surprise!
AKB48 is the new H!P, people should really start to just accept that. How is it that this group of girls churn out hit after hit after hit? A refreshing take on the traditional "Happy Birthday", this song is cute, sparkly and just so cheery that you can't help but be happy listening to this. THIS IS WHAT A YOUNG GIRL GROUP SHOULD SOUND LIKE H!P! Full of youth and fun and all the good stuff. I must admit that I sing this from time to time in a cutesy voice too, just because it is so addictive that way. But you didn't read that. Cough. (You might want to watch the PV for added effect. It's also features
Ito Hideaki, who we all know is HOT, so that's a plus. :D)
All songs in this post can be downloaded using the link below!
(Apparently someone found a need to hack into my private file before I made it public just to download it before this post was published. How impatient are you? LOL.)
Let me know what you think about the songs! I made reasonable effort to listen to a wide variety of songs to find what I really liked, so hopefully you'll like the list too!
(And next week, we start with the Kpop countdown! Excited yet? :D)
Labels: AKB48, Arashi, Ikimonogakari, Kanjani 8, Kobukuro, LEAD, Monkey Majik, NEWS, Perfume

My pick!: Top 20 Jpop Songs of 2009 (Rank 11th to 20th)
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
In all honesty, I'm not completely pleased with this list. Firstly it's because I've not been paying as much attention as I'd like to Jpop as I did in previous years (which was really fanatic, in retrospect) and secondly it's because most of the stuff I DID hear ended up being really lame.
Hence I cut the list short, with only 20 songs this time around. But you already had
15 songs in the previous post to try out so that should more or less compensate for the lack of songs.
Number 20: Morning Musume - Nanchatte Renai
Sadly this is the only H!P song that made the list. Everything else this year was just plain boring to me. Probably best described as a power ballad, the vocals are decent and not sickeningly cutesy for once (with the exception of Koharu, epic nasal fail).
Number 19: NEWS - Koi no ABO
DISCO! What's not to love?
Number 18: Arashi - Tobira
How surprising, the main song of this single is not even in the top 20! The typical feel good Johnny's song where all the fans hold hands and wave while the Arashi boys go around the stadium on their silly floats. Good fun.
Number 17: NYC Boys - NYC
This one's for the pedophiles. But we all know we secretly want to bang them underaged boys. Slurp. Anyways, as with all the younger Johnny's groups' songs, it would be safe to assume full-on sugary pop. Steer clear, those who do not like the bubblegum.
Number 16: Hamasaki Ayumi - Rule
I think I've mentioned on my blog before (I can't seem to find the post) that if she had went on do full-on rock and not half-ass it like what she's doing now, I would still be liking her.
This song is a perfect example of how epic Ayumi can be when she wants to be. Full of power and drama and her queenliness, this song will get anyone's adrenaline running. So use this at the gym. Or when murdering someone, if that is your thing. In which case please do not read my blog anymore. I said please, don't kill me.
Number 15: Kanjani 8 - Kyu☆Jo☆Show!!
It's loud, sparkly and crazy. Add in big band and you get Kanjani 8 doing their best thing. THEY'RE CRAZY. Which is what makes this song so unbelievably fun. It's kind of like orchestrated chaos, so be prepared. Did I mention big band yet? Brass! Drums! Loud music!
Number 14: Tegomasu - Tanabata Matsuuri
You can always count on Tegomasu to sing well, and this single is sort of a good display of that. A more traditional tune ensures that this song stands out from the rest of Jpop this year. The brisk cheerful tune has a kind of childish innocent quality to it, and that makes me smile. You will smile too! If you have a bit of kiddy innocence left in you that is.
Number 13: Nakashima Mika - Game
Yes ignore the creepy cover. As much as I bash her and talk a lot of shit about her, this song is really really well done. Old school rock and roll (I'm just guessing genres here) with her eccentric voice combines for a really strange retro song. And we all know she has the weird attitude to carry it off too.
Number 12: Arashi - Everything
Another typical feel-good Arashi pop tune that's not spectacular, but does the trick. The bridge between Ohno and someone I can't remember (Matsujun?) added a nice bit of variety to an otherwise very very generic song. The bridge was my favorite part of the song to be honest, but well, the other parts of the song are pretty decent too.
Number 11: Koda Kumi - ECSTASY
And what would Jpop be without Kuu's sluttiness. This is not one of her best slutty songs, but it does well enough to reign over many many other Jpop songs this year (a sad indication of how weak Jpop is in 2009). Typical sexy dance tune that's just downright dirty and suggestive and is pheromones in aural form. Go listen and touch yourself inappropriately!
As per last week, I've uploaded all the songs on this list to Mediafire for you guys, let me know what you think in the comments!
Just in case you can't get enough, here are some songs (according to rank) that NEARLY made the list but got cut in the last selection. These are songs that I think are acceptable upon listening to it, but couldn't really get into it in the end:
- 31. mihimaru GT - Switch
- 30. V6 - Spirit
- 29. Koda Kumi - Joyful
- 28. Tohoshinki - Survivor
- 27. Koda Kumi - Driving
- 26. ikimonogakari - Hotaru no Hikari
- 25. Koda Kumi - Lick Me
- 24. Do as Infinity - Umareyuku Monotachi e
- 23. Yano Kenta starring Satoshi Ohno - Kumori Nochi Kaisei
- 22. Arashi - Believe
- 21. BoA feat. VERBAL (m-flo) - Bump Bump
Labels: Arashi, Hamasaki Ayumi, Kanjani 8, Koda Kumi, Morning Musume, Nakashima Mika, NEWS, NYC, Tegomasu

Q4R #022: WAY TOO OLD ISSUES
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Yes, this week's Q4R is all about the old issues that I've procrastinated on for too long and thus they've become impossibly irrelevant.
So here they are! (A lot of them! Be very glad!)
- Have any snarky comments on Namie Amuro's WILD PV?

Sorry to disappoint you woman, but there's no wind in outer space. Unless that is some beach in which I ask "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH A SHINY GOWN ON A BEACH AT NIGHT?!"
Jpop PVs really make no sense a lot of the time.
- im watching 'we got married', starting on the episode kangin came in at. ANYWAY. can you just explain it to me, what determines the couple's break up? like they just randomly have it one day!? O.O
I have no fucking idea. I gave up when they took out Andy and Solbi because after that the show just went downhill super quickly.
"CHOMP CHOMP I WANT YOUR TEEFS."
- You HAVE to love Ayu's Next Level right??!! It's AMAZING!!!!
No not really. If you took out all the singles and the rubbish interludes, all that's left behind sounds like a smashed up robot, an emotionless woman in the background and one very amateur producer. The album reeks of digital unprofessionalism to me. It sounds flat on all counts.
- Did you hear? Someone tried to kill koda kumi! What's your theory to explain this situation? And who do you think would replace ku-chan if she disappeared from the J-pop world.
When I first heard this piece of news, I thought it was really insanely hilarious.
"Must have been one of those crazy menopausal, rotting-uterus women she insulted the year earlier!"
And I subsequently gave it not much thought. Though in retrospect, she probably was asking for it with her lyrics in
"Juicy":
Kill me now Ooh tsurete itte Yoru wo koe Akete mo sono mama Kill me tonight Afure dasu atsui BOOSHONSo perhaps it was just an overzealous fan trying to grant her her wish. *shrugs*
And how dare you ask such a question! NO ONE REPLACES KUMI! ...except maybe Hirai Ken? 8D You know he's going to be fierce in those heels. *nods furiously*
- Come on, you must think Mika Nakashima looks pretty in the PV for Over Load, right? :P
She looks ordinary I guess, which is a step up from freaky, so yeah good job Mika!
Though really, her hair looks like it's going to coil around her neck and kill her in that first picture. Eeks.
- i cant stand maru's (k8) voice. make him shut up. please.
- oh, and tell taemin to stop perming his hair. It looks better straight. a lot better. LOL.
- LOL. and while you're at it, tell key to buy a new wig. His blonde hair looks gross. yuck.
- ... not that yesungs hair is much better. o.o skunk ?
Er okay. SHINee boys (and Maru), you heard the guy/girl/anonymous person.
OHMAIGODHave you seen all the talk going down at jpopmusic RE Roma Tanaka?http://www.jpopmusic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=62991Start from page 50 or somewhere around there...-zeeboomYou know what the interesting thing about this issue is?
It's the fact that referrals to my
Tanaka Roma is gay post increased exponentially after this incident exploded. And basically my blog became the official gay source of Roma. Marvelous.
Well after reading all the crap hurled at him, I must say that I'm quite amused AND slightly surprised as well. Who knew he liked such kinky stuff? He looks like the typical gay gym bunny who goes home and whines to his boyfriend about how tough life is before having whiny moany sex in the living room.
I guess it's essentially the same except you switch the whining and moaning out for screaming and yelling in pain. *shrugs*
(P.S: The url provided in the comment is basically useless now, with all the incriminating stuff removed. However, if you google hard enough, you'd be able to find something interesting eventually.)
- who did it better:
yesung or massu (hair)
Because there wasn't any photo attached, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
So I did a search and assumed you're talking about these hairstyles:
In which I would say I really don't know. Probably Masuda cos I'm more used to seeing his hair like that. Yesung looks like he has trouble with his eyes with his hair like that.
(Also, the show of skin makes me biased, slurp.)
(Also, I think I'm using the wrong photos. The hairstyles in no way look similar. Hm.)
- What do you think of Naoya Urata's recent karaoke night with JaeJoong and Micky from Toho??

I think he looks like a wannabe. Like "YAY LOOK AT ME I'M WITH THESE HOT YOUNG DUDES ARE YOU JEALOUS YET HAHAHAHA."
He looks old to begin with (not that old isn't sexy, because in many instances it is, though this probably isn't one of them), and going out with younger guys is really not helping his situation. And his arms look really... untrained.
I mean, he looks like a homeless hobo next to Jaejoong. Hm.
- What's your thoughts on the whole Jay Bum thing?
- Two words: Jay Park.
What do you think about the whole damned affair? D:< - These are really random questions, but I've really enjoyed reading your opinions on celebrities and the sort. Anyway, have you heard of the recent controversy regarding 2PM's Jaebeom and his myspace comments? If so, what do you think of the current situation ? How do you think it will impact the fan culture in Korea (if at all)?
- jays leaving 2pm.
im at a state of depression.
thoughts?

Ok so I've probably held off on giving my opinion on this for too long (though this is the "latest" issue of the lot).
I really don't understand Korean netizens. Firstly they give him loads of shit about an issue that is SO SO SO OLD.
Which is fine of course, if that's the way you want to play it. OF COURSE the guy would feel compelled to leave his group right?
So he fulfills their wishes in leaving the group (and heck, even leaving Korea) and then they go ballistic and say "nuuu we want you back".
Make up your fucking mind bitches.
Think about the whole situation from HIS point of view. If you said something horrible about the country you're currently residing in (and are insanely popular in) and the WHOLE COUNTRY knows about what you think of them, wouldn't you want to get away from it all as well?
I mean, how can one live life with weird looks every single day. Everyone's going to know what you once thought of them in the distant past. And even if they don't give it much thought, I think I would be real paranoid and start becoming overly cautious and wary of the people around me. Which is not a way to live at all.
Basically it means that Korea is a place where he would feel terrible in now.
And yet these "fans" want to force him to come back to a place which gives him so much shame and hurt? What the hell is wrong with them? Boycotting the other members of 2PM? Is that what Jaebeom would have wanted?
Seriously, this is why people have a bad impression on fans - because of these impossibly childish and moronic fans who shoot off their mouths and do things without thinking.
You know, you chased him out. He doesn't want to come back. Get over it. Learn your fucking lesson and shut the fuck up next time.
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FINALLY DONE WITH THIS WEEK'S Q4R! D: It took quite a bit of work to get this out so LEAVE ME TONS OF COMMENTS SAYING HOW MUCH YOU DISAGREE WITH ME OKAYS. xD (You guys always seem to disagree with me when I have a strong opinion. LOL.)
As usual, if you have a question for me (really few questions now! I need more!) drop me a comment using the button below!

Also, please nominate Jpop songs to be in the Raid My Minibar top 30 list this year! Click
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(And OMG I'M ON TIME THIS WEEK! I thought it was Thursday and I was already late! :O Well I guess all the better for you guys then? xD)
Labels: 2PM, AAA, Amuro Namie, Hamasaki Ayumi, Nakashima Mika, NEWS, Q4R, Super Junior, Tanaka Roma, Tohoshinki

SQS #037
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Continued from last week, this week's SQS feature is Yamashita Tomohisa!
It's like spot the difference. Why use pictures that are so similar twice? Weird magazine.
Ladeeda, fake as hell but who cares? It's hot.
And the image that's going to be stuck in all your heads for the rest of the week?
Yamapi's Ass.You're welcome.
Labels: NEWS, SQS

SQS #036
Sunday, April 26, 2009
This week's SQS will once again be split into two parts because there's way too many pictures for just one week (all of you are far too sinful already, REPENT NOW).
This week's SQS feature is...
Yamapi!
I'm sure some of you might have already seen this shoot, but a good shoot is worth reposting.
The above picture was the topic of much debate when the shoot first came out last year (SO MANY PUNS!), because of mysterious stains in Yamapi's groin area. Hmm.
And the picture that you guys are here for (not that the above ones aren't good enough already):
Would you believe me if I told you next week's would be better?
Labels: NEWS, SQS
The Manly NEWS contest! :D
Friday, April 10, 2009
NEWS held a contest recently to see who was the manliest of them all! Let's see what happened!
Who do you think won? :O
By the way, I think I answered these questions with this post:
- OMGAWW ! can you PLEASE PLEASE do more 'PV Snark's x)
PLEASE !
i love reviews 8) - I noticed that Koi no ABO is on your Youtube playist! That must mean that you've seen the PV and heard the song. What are your thoughts on the PV and song? (I like Shige and his face in the PV.)
So yay?
(And comments please, I think I'm losing my snark. I'm old and mellow now. Gross.)
Labels: NEWS