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My pick!: Top 20 Jpop Songs of 2009 (Rank 1st to 10th)
Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Hopefully you guys have been listening to the recommendations I've been making these few weeks, you won't believe the amount of time that go into these posts.

Continuing from last week, here's my pick for top 10 Jpop songs of 2009.

Number 10: Arashi - Ashita no Kioku



Arashi always did ballads well, and this one is no exception. With a strong melody and typical dramatic music, this one sounds surprisingly heartfelt and simple. It does not try to show off any of Arashi's vocals (not a good idea generally), so it's just easy on the ears. It may not be stellar singing, but hey, it's "real" enough to be good for me.

Number 9: Lead - Gira Gira Romantic



I loved this song from the first time I listened to it! Though I must say the PV was a tad creepy, what with all the young children involved. It's such a pity that Lead aren't more popular than they are, because they're so much more talented than most JE artists. Anyways, the song is mostly upbeat dance-bubblegum-pop with a tad of latin thrown in just for the sake of making it sound non-generic. Very very very infectious nonetheless.

Number 8: Shibutani Subaru, Nishikido Ryo, Ohkura Tadayoshi - Glorious



Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought Kanjani 8 would attempt a ballad (ok well, they might have but I generally avoid them). Much less one that I would actually like.

You might need some time to get used to the Engrish in the song, but go read the lyrics, they're good (taking into account that it IS a Jpop song after all). Sentimental boyband stuff, with a good tune that ends off impressively. Might have ranked higher if other members of Kanjani 8 sang it, Subaru and Ryo do not possess the radio-friendliest of voices.

Number 7: Kobukuro - Niji



As much as you can depend on Arashi to give you a good pop song, you can depend on Kobukuro for the more acoustic-pop stuff. They may be old and not the best lookers, but they still have one of the best voices in the industry. You just can't go wrong with them. And the tons of strings involved should hint you to the grandeur of the song.

Number 6: Kato Shigeaki - Shalala Tambourine



I can imagine people singing this song in Karaokes and being drunk and just murdering the song in mad group yelling. Yes it's one of those kind. But you can be assured that it's fun, I mean, it involves a tambourine! We all know tambourines equals childish embarrassing-in-retrospect fun! WOOOOOOAH LA LA LA LA! Ahem.

Number 5: Perfume - One Room Disco



When this song first came out early this year, I was insanely ANNOYED by how the intro of the song sounded like some mental experiment to cause you seizures or something. But Perfume, with their robotic goodness eventually delivers with this fun, electronic dance track. Upbeat and strange seems to be what Perfume does best, and this song is testament to that. This song if sang in a normal voice might have belonged to the 80s - cheesy!

Number 4: Monkey Majik - Open Happiness



Fresh and different from the rest of Jpop, Monkey Majik manages to strike a balance between Japanese and English pop. It results in them sounding more mature than the rest of Jpop without being downright depressing (don't you guys feel the more "mature" artists in Jpop love emo songs?). If you've liked any of Monkey Majik's previous stuff, this one is sure to please you as well.

Number 3: Yokoyama Yuu, Yasuda Shota - Kicyu



I really don't know how to explain this song except that it is really really catchy. The chorus - such stuff should be labeled dangerous or something. A bit retro I guess, but wholly enjoyable in the way only Kanjani 8 can do.

Number 2: Ikimonogakari - YELL



Yet another group that never fails to impress me. Ikimonogakari are the professionals in tearjerkers and borderline emo music. I suppose this song was written for graduation or something, but regardless the beautiful tune with emotional singing combines to make for a sure cryfest. I get goosebumps listening to this all the time. You should too, otherwise you're really cold. And you boil puppies. *glares*

Number 1: AKB48 - Namida Surprise!



AKB48 is the new H!P, people should really start to just accept that. How is it that this group of girls churn out hit after hit after hit? A refreshing take on the traditional "Happy Birthday", this song is cute, sparkly and just so cheery that you can't help but be happy listening to this. THIS IS WHAT A YOUNG GIRL GROUP SHOULD SOUND LIKE H!P! Full of youth and fun and all the good stuff. I must admit that I sing this from time to time in a cutesy voice too, just because it is so addictive that way. But you didn't read that. Cough. (You might want to watch the PV for added effect. It's also features Ito Hideaki, who we all know is HOT, so that's a plus. :D)

All songs in this post can be downloaded using the link below!

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(Apparently someone found a need to hack into my private file before I made it public just to download it before this post was published. How impatient are you? LOL.)

Let me know what you think about the songs! I made reasonable effort to listen to a wide variety of songs to find what I really liked, so hopefully you'll like the list too!

(And next week, we start with the Kpop countdown! Excited yet? :D)

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My pick!: Top 30 Songs of 2008
Saturday, January 3, 2009

I won't give long comments on ALL of them, because it'll be very boring and lengthy. But it's safe to assume that the song is either A, cracktastic or B, has a very impressionable melody.

Number 30: Tegomasu - Ai Ai Gasa



Tegomasu just continues to show off their singing prowess (as compared to the general JE population) with Ai Ai Gasa. As with most Tegomasu songs, it's a cheerful ballad and I can guarantee you that you will feel warm and fuzzy and blissful after listening to this one.

Number 29: SMAP - Kokoro no Puzzle Rhythm



Like hello? A male version of Perfume? What's not to want? SMAP collaborated with Perfume's producer to release this awesome song. If you like synthesized music but can't stand most Japanese female voices (as do I) then this is for you.

Number 28: Tanimura Nana - SEXY SENORITA



If the cover and title is not enough to make you want to listen to this song, then at least the boobies should help. GO. LISTEN. NOW.

Number 27: GLAY - Starless Night



Typical good GLAY stuff.

Number 26: Tackey & Tsubasa - Koiuta



As a Tackey & Tsubasa single, this was one of the weaker ones. But nonetheless, their style of music is so suitable for me that even their weak songs can make it on the top 30 in my opinion.

Number 25: SunSet Swish - Bye-bye



The B-side of the single PASSION, Bye-bye is surprisingly sentimental (sounding) and is a really good track to sing along to. SunSet Swish's lead vocal has a really high voice though, so be careful not to screech when trying to do a rendition of this song.

Number 24: Superfly - How do I survive?



Superfly has an awesome thick voice that is filled with power and attitude. Which is why this song worked for her. Any other Jpop artist would have fallen flat with this one. Doesn't sound really Jpop to be honest, but it's good nonetheless.

Number 23: Aladdin - Hi wa, Mata Noboru



I know many people frown upon Shuchishin and Pabo, but this song is too cute to resist. They sing about coffee, traffic lights, karaoke and cup noodles. Need I say more?

Number 22: Kanjani 8 - Musekinin Hero



Kanjani 8 never fails to disappoint, and this one is no exception. Very very catchy, it's the kind of track that sticks in your head and refuses to go away. Beware, you'll soon find yourself going JA JA JA JAAAAN too.

Number 21: Koda Kumi - Moon Crying



Koda Kumi's comeback track after the infamous amniotic fluid incident! Pretty much one of her safer genres, it's a sad love song that was produced specially to make those uptight old women of Japan cry along with her. I'm no uptight old woman, but the PV makes me want to cry too. BAWL. *Coughs* You guys do know I'm just kidding, right?

Number 20: KAT-TUN - DON'T U EVER STOP



I love it when I slam a song and then find myself liking it immensely a few months after. This seems to be one of those songs. Things I have said about this song includes "pretty blah", "sounded like a bunch of drunken frat boys", "very melodic TV static" and "suitable for drunken karaoke screaming". I don't take any of those back though, but that doesn't mean I don't like it now. It's the kind of song that grows on you after a while I guess.

Number 19: Shimizu Shota - HOME



Sigh Shimizu Shota. Why did you have to go release such an awesome debut single then flop and flop and flop again thereafter? He's crashing faster than you can say "one hit wonder". Regardless! This song is impressive on many counts. The pitch is really high for a guy and the rap portion doesn't seem to have any breaks for breathing. In other words, he's good. Don't attempt to sing this song at all.

Number 18: Hey! Say! JUMP - Your Seed



I'll admit that I like this song partially because of the totally pedobait PV (ZOMGAH THE DANCE), but that doesn't mean this song isn't fun! The song is the kind that grows on you I suppose, so if you're going to try it out, give it time. You'll come to like it soon enough.

Number 17: Morning Musume - Resonant Blue



KURAI KURAI DON KURAI!!!! What's not to love? (Kamei is totally hot in the PV too. *dies*)

Number 16: Koda Kumi - TABOO



With such a sexually suggestive PV and such a hardcore beat, this song is catchy and great for dancing (or just bobbing your head around senselessly). Koda Kumi is in her element here, so you can be sure that it's a great song.

Number 15: Amuro Namie - NEW LOOK



I was first drawn to the insanely enthralling PV filled with dancing mannequins and hairstylists. Then I fell in love with the song. I don't really see the 60s-ness in this song, but I love it nonetheless. I guess it's just how different the song is compared to all the other songs we've been hearing this year that makes it so appealing to me.

Number 14: AAA - ZAPPER



Sueyoshi Shuta solo (alliteration baby!)!!! Well, I guess that should explain it all. I'm just biased that way. No but seriously, this is one of the stronger songs to come from AAA this year. Shuta just sweetens the deal for me. :D

Number 13: YUI - Summer Song



The light and refreshing acoustic pop number is YUI being her happiest this year. After tracks like Namidairo and Love & Truth, I thought the girl had begun to go down the emo road. Thankfully she hasn't, she's still cute as ever! This song is testament to that fact.

Number 12: EXILE - Manatsu no Kajitsu



Well, this song is a cover so I don't know whether it really counts or not. Nonetheless, I first heard the Chinese cover for it - by Jacky Cheung if you're wondering - LOOOONG LOOONG ago when I was a wee kid. So when I first heard this song while walking to school (that's really the one of the only times I listen to songs), I was suddenly hit with a strong bout of nostalgia. EXILE's vocals suit the song well, so I like their version best amongst all the versions I've heard.

Number 11: AAA - Love Candle



I swear I went BERSERK when I first heard of this song. The preview for the song came out and it was a DUET between URATA and SHUTA! ASDFGHJKL:" *keyboard slams*

Ahem. Anyways, Shuta's first main part in a song, and he does really well in my opinion. I pretty much fell in love with Shuta's voice all over again with this song. BAH I CAN'T EVEN BE COHERANT WHEN TALKING ABOUT THIS SONG! That's just how much I'm in love with it. I know for a fact that not many AAA fans like this song all that much, but I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. SHUTA X URATA, MINE MINE MINE RAWR!

Number 10: Namie Amuro - WHAT A FEELING



Yet another dance track from Namie makes the list. This is some seriously catchy stuff though! It has hints of synthesized music without the whiny voices that Perfume tends to display. It has an easy-to-follow chorus as well, which is great for screaming and all that. "OOOOOOOOOOOH! WHAT A FEELING WHAT A FEELING!" "Forth, forth and forth, forth and forth. Get on up!" Sort of Discoish though, so avoid this one if you hate that kind of music.

Number 9: AKB48 - Ohgoe Diamond



Most AKB48 songs are kind of hit-or-miss with me. But this song hit me so hard, I couldn't tell the difference between a JE boy and a Japanese girl! Oh wait, I still can't. It's just typical catchy bubblegum pop, which is my thing. If it's yours, you would like this as well.

Watch out H!P, AKB48's hot on your pretend-to-be-innocent asses.

Number 8: Hamasaki Ayumi - MY ALL



AN AYUMI SONG?! HAS RAID GONE MAD?!

Apparently. This song was one of two songs that stood out to me in her GUILTY album, and I said it sounded like the power pop stuff that she used to do. It has a strong memorable melody and is pretty much what Ayumi does best. I swear I would still be liking the woman if she had stuck to doing music like this. But NOOOOO, she had to go do all that rubbish rock. Pfft.

Number 7: Hirai Ken - Twenty! Twenty! Twenty!



I remember Angelia rolling her eyes at me when I told her I liked this song so much. It is just SO CRACKTASTIC! AND GHEY! AND IT'S KEN! Sigh, the Kenken fandom is so amazing.

Number 6: Tohoshinki - Runaway



It's really rare that Tohoshinki would do anything as catchy as this (most of their other stuff bores me to bits). With a chorus that sticks stubbornly in your head and a constant chant of "TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN", it's easy to see why I would like this song.

Number 5: Arashi - One Love



Arashi's pretty much had a really good year with both the #1 and 2 spot on the Oricon yearly charts for singles. I think this was the #2 single? It made a really lasting impression on me from the start with its really easy to follow melody and it's just so damned HUMMABLE! Would have ranked higher if MatsuJun didn't have a solo.

Number 4: Ikimono Gakari - Blue Bird



The screaming song! HABATA IIIIITAAAARAAAA! MODERENNNAAAAAI ITTO ITTAAAA!

Seriously awesome for those days where you just want to shout at the top of your lungs legitimately (when you don't have a legitimate reason). I like ikimono gakari! All their songs are really really decent. *nods*

Number 3: Hirai Ken - UPSET



You can just imagine Kenken strutting around the stage in high heels when he sings this song (unfortunately not the case as seen in the DVD). With lines (that sound) like "HEY BITCH YOU'RE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE SCAMMING IN THE DARK!", this song is just unforgettable.

Number 2: AAA - MUSIC!!!



Possibly one of AAA's best since Get Chu!, this song is chirpy, happy and overly sparkly for anyone's good. Which is probably why I like it. I like songs that remind me of candy and stars and marshmallows. This is one of those songs.

Number 1: Milky Way - Anataboshi



Angelia screamed at me when she saw this song as number one. My friend claimed she nearly went blind from the brightness of this song's PV. Some other friend claimed it to be witch chants for children. Whatever it is, you can't deny that it is the BEST SONG EVAR. The beat is just SO TRIPPY and so rapid, and the lyrics are just so tongue-twistery that the whole affair just becomes glittery chaos! It's amazing!

But seriously, listen to this song non-stop for half an hour. You'll end up loving it too.

Other Honorable Mentions (non-Jpop)



Lady Gaga - Just Dance

I know it didn't come out in 2008 but still. HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE THIS SONG?



Big Bang - Sunset Glow, WONDERFUL

All you silly Tohoshinki/Dong Bang Shin Ki/Tong Vfang Xien Qi/Your-mother's-nickname-for-them fans! SWITCH TO BIG BANG. They are much much MUCH more awesome (and kind of very much hotter than THSK too. Or any other Kpop band actually), you will not regret it.

If WONDERFUL was a Jpop song, it would have been my top song of 2007 AND 2008 combined. It is that epic. GO LISTEN.

I doubt anyone agrees with my list, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try all the songs out. They're mostly really epic songs. And I've tried as much as I can to make it not my-fav-idol-centric so you can have a wider variety of.... discovery! :D

I mean, it is kind of pointless if my number 1, 2, 3, 4 ,5 and 6 song ALL comes from... I don't know, Perfume right? *Runs away from Perfume fans*

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Reviews
Monday, February 25, 2008

The past week has been hell on me. Nothing went well at all, so life pretty much sucked, thus resulting in the sucky posts.

Nothing new on the Jpop front, except maybe one PV worth blogging about, once I recover from my shock of it all.

Anyways, I will be reviewing a few singles all at once. I will still group them into good, so-so and bad songs, so try not to be confused.

The singles up for review this time are:


NEWS' Taiyou no namida, High and MIGHTY COLOR's Flashback/Komorebi no Uta, AKB48's Sakura no Hanabira-tachi 2008, C-ute's LALALA Shiawase no Uta and YUI's Namidairo. I'd almost dumped Utada Hikaru's single HEART STATION into the bunch as well, but I realized it would almost certainly cause me a block with its utter mediocre-ness. It's not bad, it's just really boring. And I didn't include Hirai Ken because I know some of you are tired of reading about him AND his single is honestly none too fantastic.

[The good singles]

YUI's A-side, Namidairo is a step-up from her previous emo-ish single LOVE & TRUTH. With a slow start to the song with her guitar, it builds up to a nice chorus with strings in the background. It sounds really dramatic when I describe it, but you'll realize that it's really a simple piece upon hearing it. None of the music fights for attention, and even YUI's voice take center stage quite meekly as well. While still very distinctively a YUI song, this was a refreshing change from her other works, much because of the more relaxed atmosphere this song had, along with WAY lesser of that CLANGCLANGCLANG guitaring she loved to do on her other singles. The song is easy on your ears, easy to remember and will most certainly become another classic YUI favorite.

I wanna be... is honestly not a bad song, just that it pales much in comparison to her A-side, which is good since sometimes B-sides can steal all the limelight from the main song. She seems to be going back to her LIFE days with this song, with strong guitar rhythms and a spoiled-innocent-brat voice. It turns out to be less polished than I really would have liked, but the fascinating tune saves it all. It ends rather abruptly though, and I'm not too sure if that's a bad thing. The song CAN get a wee bit repetitive, or longwinded. Or whiny.

Overall, it's worth getting or listening no matter what kind of fan you are. YUI did almost everything right with this release.

C-ute's Saikoukyuu ENJOY GIRLS has a strong beat, along with a very digital tune, yet outshines its A-side song by being far more fascinating. Some pauses in music here and there create more interest in the song. And DID THEY JUST YODEL IN THE SONG?! The song is funky, whacked-out and definitely delivers loads of fun. The vocals are not impressive by any means, but the tune is one that will stick around in your head for a long time to come. Expect digital-game-ish sounds to attack you. The transpose at the end was a nice touch (and as you will read later on, the other song needs a transpose too).

LALALA Shiawase no Uta is catchy, but has vocals that are either too nasal, too un-cute or too sharp. This makes the song lose out on the sugary-adorable factor. Not too mention the scary male voice at the back that constantly goes "OKAY", which reminds me of a big bad wolf, or a rapist sneaking up on the girls. A transpose at the end would have given the song a bit more drama and probably more interest. It is otherwise just another dancey-poppy tune amongst the many that this group would no doubt go on to sing.

Overall, I'm not too sure how great a release it is for the older fans, but from my point of view, new fans should be able to enjoy this single for its sheer fun. Might be a little childish, so older people beware.

[The so-so singles]

NEWS' Taiyou no Namida takes A LOT OF getting used to before you will actually like the song. In other words, it's a grower. This time, I'm not too sure whether they're going for an Arabian theme, but it sure as hell sounds ten times more Arabian than what AAA was trying to do with MIRAGE. The song is pretty consistent throughout, but on first listen the chorus would sound a bit off, all the way till their sudden outburst of "TAIYOU NO NAMIDA!". As I've said, no worries, you'll get used to it. Both Yamapi and Ryo does not impress on this track, with Yamapi trying too hard to be sexy and Ryo sounding like he just broke up with Yamapi. Tegomasu sounds impressive as usual, although I'm quite sure this song is a bit lower than what they're used to sing. As for Kato.... I really can't figure out which is his voice. And I couldn't give half a hoot about Koyama.

Utsukushisugite Beautiful Eyes sounds like a really retro ballad. It's almost as if they released this song ten years ago and are just re-singing it for their 10th year anniversary or something. The song lacked harmony, and sounds just like a few people singing together instead of being united as one group. The bridge was impressive (I'm guessing Tegoshi sang it) until Ryo took over. He was nasal, and sounded in pain. Just because you're in pain doesn't mean you should cause us pain too you know Ryo-chan.

Lady Spider sound like a cross-breed of a SMAP song and a KAT-TUN song. The SMAPpiness of it gives it a slightly more catchy tune, while the KAT-TUNness of it leaves the song empty and rough with sub-standard vocals. It's catchy at the chorus, and probably fun to watch at a concert, but the verses do nothing for me. The rapping is forced and is inferior to KAT-TUN's as well. Perhaps it's a problem with the mixing, but the instruments sound VERY far back, leaving the song hollow and radio-ish. This is turn lends no help to NEWS' none-too-amazing vocals. It didn't end up in the BAD section only because it is memorable, although I'm not too sure that's necessarily a good thing.

Interesting but slightly disappointing. Buy only if you're a fan. Bubblegum-pop lovers steer clear.

AKB48's Sakura no Hanabira-tachi 2008 is a graduation-themed (I suppose) song, which I suppose is really apt for such a big group to sing together. The verse is obviously a bit too low for some of them and it sounds a bit taxing on them. On the flipside, there were no screechy girly sounds that girl groups tend to have with overly-high songs. That was refreshing at least. I'm not sure what to make of the constant bell dong-ing throughout the song though. It reminds me of school yes, but is it really needed for it to be there THROUGHOUT the song? Honestly though, there is nothing much to nitpick about the song. The song is enjoyable, but is rather forgettable after a while. It does work well as a graduation song and I can totally see myself crying at my graduation along to this song. Other times of the year however, it might be slightly wrong timing.

Saigo no Seifuku starts off with guitar and something like a recorder (I think) and is another graduation-y song. This is the sort of song you would expect to be placed at the end of a concert so that everyone in the audience and on stage will cry buckets. That said, the music is lovely but a bit dated. I mean, must all graduation songs be like this? Isn't there a more hip and new way to do these songs? The main vocals cover the harmonies at the back, so basically all the ooh-ing and ahh-ing was a wasted effort. It has a simple tune to follow, which I suppose is for easier sing-along sessions. A graduation with everyone singing a Hamasaki Ayumi song (along with the screaming and all) would be a tad messy. I doubt this would make for good everyday listening though. Not a bad song, but still really timing-dependent.

Good if you're graduating, nice for casual listening, buy only if you're a fan.

[The BAD singles]

HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR's FLASHBACK sounds like the bunch of them in constantly on a rush to somewhere (out of the industry perhaps, at this rate they're going), with annoying music and a mind-numbingly dull tune. Whoever the male voice was, should not have been allowed to sing. He sounds really amateur, much like the hordes of star-wannabes you find at karaokes. The song remains persistently monotone with not much ups and downs. I suppose I am supposed to be impressed by the electric guitar-solos and all, but by the time I reach that part, my mind is already blanking out from the boredom of it all. The female lead vocal lacks passion/attitude, and opts to sound like a schoolgirl who stands still and sings and thinks she is oh-so-rocker. This is probably the only rock song ever to be able to put me to sleep with its hypnotic repetitiveness. Very very indie.

Komorebi no Uta is a much better effort than the previous song, but is still a little fragmented for my liking. It feels like all the musicians and singers are not part of a single group, but rather all soloists placed together by force. The rapping was still a disaster though, but the guitar solo in the middle of the song was a nice touch. Still no harmony in sight. The main vocals still fail to impress, falling short and thinning out just as she hits the higher notes, which reminds me of a blocked nose. Well at least this song had a much more distinct high and low, and a much more memorable melody. Much less fake compared to FLASHBACK, though the rapping is still reminiscent of trying 6-year-olds.

Overall, it's probably just me, but this is the kind of single I will not bother even thinking about. Weak on vocals, weak on impression, weak on impressing. Your time is much too precious for this.

[BEST SONGS]


1. Namidairo
2. Saikoukyuu no ENJOY GIRLS
3. I wanna be...

[WORST SONGS]

1. FLASHBACK
2. Komorebi no Uta
3. Utsukushisugite Beautiful eyes

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