Loads of questions this week! I think I just picked those that require less "reviewing", since I'm feeling kind of lazy (it's the HOLIDAYS! WHEE).

• Bah, not sure if it got through.
  But anyway.
  If you could, which 2 (or more) Asians guys would you group up together, and what would you make them do to each other?

I'll be honest and tell you that this list of sorts changes CONSTANTLY, so off the top of my head currently it would be these two guys:



And erm, let's just say it involves chocolate syrup. And lots of licking.

• So, Tohoshinki came out with a new song, Survivor (which they pronounce Suhbaibuh). I personally think that the dancing is absolutely cracktastic. What do you think?

The song is... rather... disconnected. The verse is disconnected from the song which is disconnected from the PV. And Changmin constantly sounds like a duck. And Junsu sounds like he has his balls tied in a painful knot. And Yoochun sounds like he's a horny, flu-infected husky.

It reeks of "let's just release something so the fans can spend money so we can buy ourselves time to do something else lousy".

I guess is better than that "Kiss the Baby Sky" rubbish they did. It was far too high for all of them to reach, littered with crappy Engrish like "Never cry, Never ever hide of myself prime". Yeah yeah, whatever. If your prime is like this then you're really really sad.

• Which is better in terms of singing, concerts, and appeal - Kanjani8, News, or Kat-Tun?
  

And I'm going to have to shock you and tell you that I've only ever watched ONE full JE concert, and that was Arashi's. I can't bring myself to sit through all that... screaming. And jumping. And waving. And all the float-going-around-audience thing they always do.

But other than that, I can safely say that I prefer NEWS' voices as a whole (they sound more... suited for each other?) and Kanjani8's personalities (bunch of drunkish retards! What else can one ask for?). KAT-TUN is really just crap in heels and long skirts (sadly, I'm not kidding about the heels and long skirts).

• Do you think anyone in JE can actually sing?
  

Only one group:


It's sad but true. The rest of them are just there for girls to wet themselves. And for some guys to wank.

• If you could sleep with ANY J-Pop or K-Pop star, who would it be?
  

I assume most people would want me to choose a guy, so I'll choose one along with a female star.

The female star is:


I mean, look at that. What part of that don't you wanna grab and feel and-

Ok I shall control myself.

As for the guy...


I nearly didn't choose him, because I think he would sound really odd in bed. Which would make things awkward. "Oh YEEESSS YESSS OOoooOOOooOHH~" Disturbing.

But what the heck, I'll gag him and have my way with him.

• First: I love your blog. I love the bitch inside of you. Second: What do you think about Akanishi Jin? Is he just an arrogant bully who used to be sexy in the good old times of the "signal" pv or is he JE's prince of sex-appeal, ass-shaking and orgasms?
  

Aww, I love you for loving me. You have good taste. :D


Anyways, he's neither. He's a scientific mystery. How can someone be that much fail yet manage to make so many girls want to offer up their quivering vajayjays to him? Will someone please explain the "hotness" of Akajin? I mean, the possibility of me liking Matsujun is WAY higher than me liking Akajin. Akajin is like BDSM gone very very wrong.

But here's a little something for you, just in case you really like him:


I found this image while googling images of "Akanishi Jin". Gay porn with an Akajin lookalike! And it's on the first page too. Amazing.

Maybe if he really did something like this with, I don't know, Yamapi? Then maybe I'd care a little more about him.

• And by the way... what's the song with the hoodie wearing dancers playing on your youtube playlist?
• What's the first video on your blog called?

They're a new Avex group called Saihuun, and it is made up of 9-15 (no one really knows anymore) "mystery" males from Avex. If you listen carefully, it's pretty obvious that the three voices you hear in this clip belongs to Nishijima Takahiro, Urata Naoya and Hidaka Mitsuhiro of AAA.

If done right, this might possibly be the most epic group/single/album for 2009. It already sounds much better than AAA!

• oh this's fun , I join :D
  
  well correct me if I'm wrong to jump into the wrong conclusion but I take it that you're someone that doesn't like JRock & that you're more into fun JPop like what you mentioned before in the vein of Kanjani8 ?

ERM, yes. And ERM, yes. I don't even know how to answer this question without a yes or no. D:

But yeah, Jrock is not my thing. I like cracktastic Jpop. Which I think I've mentioned in a previous Q4R. Hmmm.

• can you make q4r twice a week :D
• can you make q4r twice a week ? X)
  

No, because I'm lazy and I need loads of time to wank.

• If youre not a fan of arashi, why are they one of your banners. (not that i dont like it. i looove arashi)
  

*removes Arashi banner*

• care to share one of your sexual elephant fantasies O:
  

We bathe together. I rub its back lovingly. It sprays warm water at me. *has an orgasm*

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