This week's Q4R has been eaten by Mika Nakashima.


The Raid My Minibar team is in the midst of hunting her down and forcing her to puke out the wonderful post that she ate. We're putting all our lives at risk, just for you readers.

If you know the whereabouts of Mika Nakashima, please contact Raid at raidmyminibar@mika-nakashima-is-an-ugly-hag-that-has-rabies.com.

She looks like:

• Something even your cat would not bother dragging in from the trash cans.
• Herpes on legs.
• Something that is rated R for gore.
• The poster girl of the trolls.
• Something that doesn't look remotely alive.
• An effective anti-pre-marital sex campaign.
  
• Something that shouldn't exist.
• That clown from SAW.
  
• Something that makes lemons even more sour.
• What you would look like if you stuck you head in a blender.

Any information leading to her capture will be heftily rewarded. And by heftily rewarded, I mean you can have the honor of getting rid of mankind's strangest abomination. Or whatever else you want to do with her, urgh.

Labels: Nakashima Mika