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Oh where oh where has my snarkiness gone?
Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I seem to have used up way too much snark in that last entry that I have nothing snarky to say!

Or maybe it's just because these few days have been SOOOOO boring.

Here's some stuff I've written in their unedited and unfinished form.

It seems that no matter what group I end up liking even a LITTLE bit, I will end up having one of the less important members as my favorite member. It happens every single time that it's freaky. Here's some examples and why I don't like the main guy.

[AAA]



Main guy: Unarguably Nishijima Takahiro (aka Nissy)
My favorite: Urata Naoya

I don't like Nissy for a wide variety of reasons, but mostly I don't like him because of the insane amount of fans he has (relatively that is). I really don't see what is the fuss with him either - his singing is not fantastic (not shabby, but not AMAZING either), he looks like a girl and his personality is barf.

I can't understand why anyone would like the androgynous look. It's confusing at best, and downright disgusting at worst. While Nissy is not disgusting, he's just not good-looking in my books. His personality - that loud, self-loving character of his? Total turn-off. Get away from me please.

[EXILE]



Main guy: Atsushi? My favorite: Makidai

Admittedly, Atsushi is not my favorite because he is old. xD However, if you were to look at EXILE, you would realize that most of them ARE old.

I do not hate Atsushi, neither do I like him best. I found my liking for Makidai when he wore glasses to an episode of HEY! HEY! HEY! (yes, glasses and me equals cosmic explosion). After which I went searching fo more info about him, and I chanced upon his blog. That was when I was sure that he's my favorite of EXILE. His blog is crazy and total fun to read (not that I can read much), which gives him a way higher position over the other members of EXILE in my heart.


I know I've not been blogging for the past few days, but it's for a few good reasons. One - there isn't anything exceptionally good or bad lately. and two - I've found just about the most entertaining show EVER.

I dropped the main guy post because of one simple reason, I have very sad and limited knowledge on most groups in Jpop. It would eventually become me bullshitting about things I didn't know much about, which was desperate, even in my books.

I use "in my books" too much. BAH. And wow, "bullshitting" is actually a word? I'm not kidding, type it in dictionary.com and see for yourself. Ok, I'm digressing.

The basic point in the main guy post was going to be the fact that I hate how fans glorify that certain member too much, when obviously there are other members who deserve the praise as well. This is especially evident in AAA, hence the very passionate and short paragraph I've typed.

And see, now I have run out of things to say once more. This is so going to be the worst post EVER.

Since this post is doomed, I might as well quote from fascinating MSN conversations, that may not be so fascinating after all.

(All conversations edited very slightly for coherence.)

ottidax　「えりりん！」 says:
Leah cant sing live.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Who is...
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
OH LEAH.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
The one with the huge ding dongs.


[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Oshiri something...
ottidax　「えりりん！」 says:
Oshiri Kajiri Mushi? It was quite entertaining on best hits.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
The huge mascot, with the scary girl.
ottidax　「えりりん！」 says:
She's not scary.
ottidax　「えりりん！」 says:
She was with Ai-chin performing CHU-LIP.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Oh, the scary girl in Ai's CHU-LIP was her?
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
No wonder she looked familiar.


[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
I HAVE NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
And this time its SO REAL!
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
So real that I wanted to insult the things I'VE BOUGHT.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
What did you buy that you want to insult?
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Nothing much really. :(
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
XD Poor you.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
Hmm... I was going to make a post on what rap intro songs for all of Johnny's would be like
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
Because Arashi has La tormenta and now NEWS has one too.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
But I have no idea what HSJ would be like.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Er...
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
HEY HEY YO YO SAY WE ARE HEY SAY!
We love hey say Nihon hey say say hey say!
All the heisei say hey say.
Say say hey say say hey say!
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
(Tongue twisters are fun.)
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Considering HS7 had the line "Heisei wa Ii ne!", I'm not surprised if my rap comes out.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
There you go.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
Blogging content.

Kimitsu is good at thinking up silly topics. She's the queen of all things silly! All hail the queen!

(I can just see her twitching her upper lip confusedly, not knowing whether to feel happy or angry. xD)

Post again tomorrow, if I have something more snarky to say. If you have a particularly bad album you want to share, PLEASE tell me. ROFL.

[Edit]

I just couldn't resist this.

[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Tamaki Nami's PV is sort of beautfiul looking, with rubbish scene selection.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
I want to know who the guy in her PV is. D:
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
He looks like he doesn't want to be there AT ALL.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
And she looks URGH.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Doesn't she look trannyish to you?
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
(I don't blame the guy.)
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
She's always been tranny-ish. XD
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Scary.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
I have the limited edition of Greeting with a photobook, and every single picture has her looking tranny-ish.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
So, yeah, always.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Aiuchi Rina's pv was crap too.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
It looked like some cheap club production.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
That they would play outside of some strip club.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
GIZA sucks with PVs.
[キミツ] ⇒ お前ならばどうする? この切ない感じ... says:
Just look at anything from Kuraki Mai.
[Raid]: [RaidMyMinibar.blogspot.com] says:
Whoever she is.

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