Well not to worry, she doesn't die (too much paperwork for their management). The pandas have horrible aiming and seems to be able to blast anything except for these three. Amazingly, the set is made out of some indestructible material, which doesn't crumble or turn black or anything even after multiple bombs. The three of them have lost their minds, and decided to stand there and wait for their deaths as explosions.... explode around them.

What kind of a moron does that? In any case, the guys look bored. Demented Sailormoon takes a walkie-talkie and sings to a control tower (I'm just guessing) which I pity so much.

Imagine receiving: "ZZZZ.... *singing* BOOM BAM BAM CRUNCH FRARRRRRR ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *sing* BOOM BOOM BOOM ZZZZZZZ.. ZZ. ZZZZZZZ."

[UVERworld - ROOTS]


TAKUYA (with the weird forever sign behind his name) sings by himself loudly towards a closed window, hoping to gain some attention in the desert world he's living in.

Thankfully, all of his previous band members have not died and heard his call (scream/sing/whatever - depending on the genre of music you fancy) and decide to drag him out to the desert to sing a song to no one in particular.

Sand blowing in their eyes must have been a lovely experience, as is standing in the sun with winter clothes.

How they got electricity to play those instruments, I have no idea. But who cares when you've got bandmates (willing to get sunstroke for the sake of music) in this lonely sandy world right?

[Koda Kumi - Under]


The PV starts off with her looking for the heavens, praying that such a horrible PV would sit well with fans.

It doesn't.

Koda Kumi dons a godawful boobie-safe outfit, which looks like a workman's suit or perhaps a janitor's outfit, none of which match the scary heels she was wearing.

Nonetheless, she starts squirming like she has some sort of disease where the sun don't shine and crawling around in a supposedly-sexy manner. She looks deranged.