I'm trying to get my blogging life back in order but I'm guessing it's going to be a while before that will happen. My internship ends in 2 months though, so by then everything will be normal. Hopefully.

• What are some of your favorite single/album covers? (And do you answer every question people ask you?)

Well, my favorite single cover is probably this:



Firstly, the colors are not glaring and scary, so that's a good start. Then the whole double meaning of the cover is epic. One represents him being a dove with an olive branch bringing news of peace flying over a rainbow (read the bible if you don't know what I'm talking about, you sinner!) and the other represents him... well, being very gay.

What's not to love?

And this is probably my favorite album cover:


Once again, what's not to love? A sexy guy with ripped clothes and paint? THINK OF THE AWESOME FANTASIES!

And just so you're wondering, yes I aim to answer every question asked. I'm trying to clear some of the older ones which is so hard considering the context is totally gone (due to time sensitivity and all that about some of the questions asked) so I'm just stuck here blindly grabbing anything I can answer.

I know that didn't make sense but you guys should really get used to it by now.

• Since Alex from ONE OK ROCK was arrested for groping, would you let him grope you? Please do consider the fact that he is gorgeous.

CAN I GROPE HIM INSTEAD PLEASE?

That person who called the cops on him must have been just really sexually frustrated, and got even more so when he just wanted to grope her and not do anything else.

I can just imagine her grabbing his hair and screaming in a monstrous hoarse voice: "WHY. WON'T. YOU. FUCK. ME?!"

• I saw this, "I am Raid, your next president." and it made me wonder, what would you do as president?

Depends on which country. If I were the president of Japan, I'd seize all the entertainment companies and then I'll HAVE POWER OVER ALL OF JPOP MUAHAHA.

Then I'd fire KAT-TUN and retire Hamasaki Ayumi and get Nakashima Mika's mental health checked.

(And have loads of sexytime with Kenken and Urapapa and Shuuchan and ARGH THE POSSIBILITIES.)

You just made me very sexually frustrated with this question. TSK.

• Thoughts on the mysterious expansion of EXILE?

Mass orgies ftw.

(The other guys are fugly, but I guess in orgies all that matters is that there are more hands and happystuff to go around. And more sounds of course.)

• Based on your Twittery article, what do you think would happen if Koda Kumi, Ken-ken and Ayumi got into a threesome? 8D

Kenken would demand a round bed with fluffy pillows. Kumi would want loads of leather which frustrates Kenken because it doesn't match the fluffy pillows. Ayumi just sits at the corner worrying about her fake eyelashes and breaking her nails.

• Happy --th Birthday!!

Thanks! I'm 176 this year. I know, I'm so young right? Sigh. They won't let me die till I'm 977! D:

• How do you know Leandro Okabe?

He used to be my husband. How else do you think I got these pictures of him? Through a porn site? Ha ha ha ha ha. *cough*

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I'm running.

But seriously, what the hell? This is such a poorly photoshopped picture (look at her very deformed left thigh, not to mention the MS-paint-esque words) and it's really not sexy at all so I don't get it at all.

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And yet another picture I have no idea what to say for. I mean, ok, there a guy showering and a cross but like so what? Do you guys expect me to say something funny about this when it's so... dull? I'm not THAT amazing you know?

• Kay, so another question.
  If you were to choose 4 famous Asian guys to be part of an electric quartet, who would you choose?
  (assuming that when it comes to technical skills, they're all pretty equal)

And I'm going to be very blunt and tell you that I don't care, and probably none of the other readers care.

Electric quartet? Why can't I form a porno company instead?

As usual, questions for the upcoming weeks are very welcome. But guys, please help me out here? I know you guys like me better when I'm funny, but I can't be funny when I get really dull questions that don't allow me to be funny. I just used funny 3 times in that sentence, my English capabilities are declining sharply.

Anyways, click on the button to ask me a question! :D

Labels: AAA, EXILE, Hamasaki Ayumi, Hirai Ken, Koda Kumi, ONE OK ROCK, Q4R, Yonekura Toshinori