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MTV VMAJ 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008

Finally, the red carpet pictures are out! All pictures by alalrerere from Yahoo Japan Auctions.



Ito Chiaki (AAA)

I think she looks rather pretty with her hair and make-up and all, going to Taiwan must agree with her. But it seems like the dress makes her look a bit..... pregnant.

Well, maybe she is, who knows.



Urata Naoya (AAA)

Leather jacket, striped hat, double-colored tie, weird pants....

Three words: Mid-life crisis. Ok so that was two words, but whatever. In any case, Urata still looks sort of stylish in his MLC clothes, perhaps that's just his style that us AAA fans are so used to already. *shrugs*



Hidaka Mitsuhiro (AAA)

You probably can't tell from this picture, but Hidaka really needs the toilet. He looks like a kid dressed up by his parents to some event he doesn't want to attend. Hmmm.



Oh look, the mid-life crisis dad, the pregnant mom, and the autistic kid! The perfect family!



TAKAHIRO (EXILE)

Not bad not bad, except I think he's worn this before. Or maybe it's some other EXILE guy. Who knows, their wardrobe looks recycled all the time anyways.

He's really starting to fit into EXILE, which I'm not sure is a really good thing for a young guy in a group of old guys.



ATSUSHI (EXILE)

Eh, I'm not sure what to think about this. He looks like a yakuza leader in the 4th pic, an old perv in the first, and sort of awkward in the other two. Hm. Maybe I shouldn't bitch too much about him, just in case he IS a yakuza leader. Dangerous.



MATSU, USA, HIRO, AKIRA (EXILE)

Damn, the picture by itself is already too weird and funny. From top left to right, then bottom left to right:

1. AKIRA looks like a very unsuccessful tranny.
2. HIRO looks like he's here to kill someone.
3. USA is telling you his pants are a bit too tight.
4. MATSU tries to master smiling and sneezing at the same time.
5. USA is about to pass out from his tight pants.
6. MATSU is still holding that sneeze in.
7. And HIRO is still looking for the person he's out to kill.



EXILE

No pictures of MAKIDAI for some odd reason, but as you can see from the two photos above, he doesn't really look all that different form the rest of the group. Perhaps just a bit more sane.



Amuro Namie

Probably my favorite get-up for the event, Amuro looks cute with a touch of sexy. The long hair looks really nice on her too. Wish she'd shown more legs though, DAMN.



ayaka

Some big animal pooped on ayaka's head before she came to the event. She stole the stage curtains too.



Kato Miliyah

Someone go screw the desperate girl already. She's offering up her ass on a red carpet! She came dressed in her best hooker gear for the occasion too. Someone, anyone?



Leah Dizon


Am I the only one thinking she is highly mismatched? The top and skirt looks like something for some beach party, but the gloves look ominous and solemn. A beach funeral perhaps?

She looks uncomfortable. God knows why.



mihimaru GT (oh ok, mostly Hiroko)

I like her hair and make up, I really do. She looks adorable with that hair and face. But the rest... it looks like a crayola box puked on her. And her dress looks like a blind elephant sewed them.

Miyake looks good as usual. He always never fails to wear something nice. Odd. How is it the male of the group gets a better stylist?



SEAMO

He looks like Charlie Chaplin with a stroke and a really bad sense of fashion and humor.



Matsuda Shota

The half body shots and his close up both looks quite decent, except for his half-bald head which I will never understand. Why doesn't he just stick to his Hanadan hair? I'm sure many would agree that he looks the BEST in that "era".

But then his full body shot reminds me of the kind of clowns I avoided as a kid. For good reason too. "Do you want to see something special little one....? HEHEHEHEHEE."



Yamada Yu

This is what you called a multi-level oxymoron-ic dress. It looks like a wedding dress, but it's fully black so I would assume it's a funeral. If she were going to a funeral of someone she really cared about, she wouldn't be smiling like that. If she was smiling like that, I would assume she's really happy, like she would be on her wedding day. So now the wedding dress might make sense. But it's fully black so I would assume.....

You know the rest.

And last but DEFINITELY not the least....



AI(KES)

Quick everyone pray that her dress doesn't tear! Lest we see what's underneath and get nightmares and then need therapy for years!!! RUN!!!

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