[Opening]
Dou Mariko & Tamori: Welcome NEWS.
NEWS: Please give us your guidance.
Tamori: How does it feel to be surrounded by so many girls?
Yamapi: Well... *awkward* I really don't know what to feel...
Tamori: Precisely! I should just join NEWS too!
Yamapi: Yes yes of course. Hur hur hur.

(LOL HE WAS TOTALLY PATRONIZING TAMORI.)

Tamori: Welcome for the first time ever, C-ute.
C-ute: Please give us your guidance!
Dou Mariko: The 7 member group with an average of 13.7 years in age. The youngest member Hagiwara-san is currently in her 6th year of elementary school.
Hagiwara Mai: Yes.
Tamori: Did you go to school today?
Hagiwara Mai: Yes I did! Today was the rehearsal for the graduation ceremony.
Dou Mariko: HEH...... *realizes no one is laughing* ...well, that's right. The graduation season is coming up ne?
Tamori: *Turns to Yamapi* Any thoughts?
Yamapi: Well... *awkward* I really don't know what to think.
Tamori: You'll really feel like that! Heh, to be able to work together with elementary school students makes me happy to no end. *Turns to C-ute* Hows does it feel to be on Music Station for the first time? (That is creepy.)
C-ute: *Nods* *Look at each other to answer*
Dou Mariko: Hagiwara please represent and answer for them.
Hagiwara Mai: Yes. We were really looking forward to being on this show, we hope to be able to enjoy ourselves!
Tamori: Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

[NEWS talk section]
Dou Mariko: Next up is the chart-topper for the week, NEWS. Congratulations!
NEWS: Yoroshiku onegashimasu!
Tamori: Have you watched the video we showed just now?
Ryo: Yes.
Tamori: The previous time they came on, they performed in the "rain". But looking at the video, I realized only Nishikido-kun didn't get drenched.
Ryo: Precisely. Actually I wished to get a bit wetter, because the other members were all really wet. Oh it's this part. *points to screen showing their performance video* I did look up at that time and the water came down like PAK. (His words not mine) I was at the center so the water practically didn't touch me at all.
Tamori: That's right.
Ryo: But we've really rehearsed before, I think it's the production team's problem, which caused me to be scolded by everyone for avoiding the rain.
Yamapi: Precisely.
Tamori: *laughs* How did it end up like that! (The water not hitting Ryo, who was not in the center as he said, but at the side.)
Yamapi: The person in the most center got the most wet.
Ryo: Un.
Tamori: Oh really?
Yamapi: They really should have designed it to release the water more evenly.
Ryo: Precisely. Hopefully next time I'll have a chance to get wet.
Tamori: But that was cold water isn't it?
Yamapi: Yes it was.
Tamori: But singing while getting drenched by cold water, won't you - Laa~ GASP - go off key like that? (Tamori should really stop scaring audiences with his horrifying acting. xD)
Ryo & Yamapi: *laughs*
Tamori: It's really cold!
Yamapi: It is isn't it.
Tamori: So immediately after you've finished singing, you went to dry off?
Ryo: Yes.
Yamapi: We had to dry off and change before the next performer sang.
Tamori: Ah is that so. So the week after all of you sang and got drenched, what were you busy with?
Yamapi: I was busy with the promotion campaign of the movie nationwide. Yesterday I went to Hokkaido.
Tamori: Oh. How was Hokkaido? It's snowing heavily isn't it?
Yamapi: Yes, that seems to be the case.
Tamori: This year it snowed amazingly heavily.
Dou Mariko: Nishikido-san was busy with...?
Ryo: Yes, as for me I had to go to Osaka because I had work with Kanjani 8.
Tamori: Ah is that so.
Ryo: Yes.
Tamori: That busy eh?
Ryo: It's like that ne.
Dou Mariko: As well as Kato-san...
Tamori: Kato looks a little tan. What happened to you?
Shige: Well, within this week I went to Australia. *awkward laugh*
Koyama: That's really horrible.
Dou Mariko: Was it for work?
Shige: No, it was purely a private trip.
Tamori: Private?
Yamapi: He went on a holiday ne. *looking unhappy*
Shige: Yes. From last week's MSta till this week's MSta.
Tamori: That's a really short time ne.
Dou Mariko: Koyama-san is really busy with work too.
Koyama: I was busy rehearsing for my musical. And I received a photo via phone mail from Kato. It was him hugging a Koala with a YAY sign (V sign, peace sign).
Shige: It was an impressive photo!
Koyama: It was really terrible. (Or more accurately, "really idiotic")
Shige: The photo was amazing.
Koyama: He actually had nothing to do!
Shige: That's true. *laughs*
Koyama: It was a really infuriating photo!
Tamori: .... They are a group with totally different schedules!
Koyama: Heh, that's how it is.
Tamori: Well then, please standby.
NEWS: Yoroshiku onegashimasu! *leaves*
Dou Mariko: So that's how it is ne. Apparently, when Kato-san went to Australia, he stayed at a condominium-style resort.
Tamori: *looks at her in mild shock*
Dou Mariko: And we heard that he used tour guidebooks and arranged the whole schedule of the trip by himself.
Tamori: Ehhhh.
Dou Mariko: As well as the Koala that we mentioned just now, he also went for some snorkeling and had a lot of fun.
Tamori: Ahh, how envious.